Posts tagged Rachel Uchitel
Rachel Uchitel Might Do Playboy
Dec 11th
If you do not know who Rachel Uchitel is by now then you should probably crawl out from under the rock you are living under. She is mistress #1 in the Tiger Woods sex scandal. I admire her for this choice because she could write a tell all book or just sit down with a tabloid magazine and get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars just to give the world her side of the story.
But no. She took the high road. She decided to tell her side of the story while completely naked and I always like that quality in a woman. She is 34 so she is a little but on the old side and she is not blonde so Hugh Hefner will instantly deduct $200,000 from her check because he is a retarded old man but this is definitely a chick I would LOVE to see naked. Hit up the NSFW section once the spread is done.
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Tiger’s Penis is a Cess Pit
Dec 10th
Tiger Woods has slept with like 10 million chicks over the past few years which makes me wanna give him a high five and say ,” way to go man! Get any pics?” and slap him on the back and challenge him to a drinking contest. But the harsh reality of the situation is that Tiger probably has a few STDs.
Rachel Uchitel who we will refer to here as mistress #1 is saying that her top priority right now is to get tested for sexual transmitted diseases. She is especially upset that Tiger slept with two porn stars who apparently Rachel thinks has ever STD on the face of the earth. Last I checked, porn stars get tested for STDs like every week. When was the last time YOU got screened for an STD Rachel? Hmmm? Probably not in a while. That is cause your vagina is covered with syphilis and dead crabs and you can’t get a needle in there anywhere to do a blood test. Pretty gross right? Yea you are.
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Links that are STD negative
Alessandra Ambrosio has awesome pants- IDLYITW
Some old lady wants you to see a movie- Allie Is Wired
Victoria Beckham is Carmen San Diego- Drunken Stepfather
Demi Moore is fucking disgusting- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
I wanna bang taylor Swift- notorious news
Kylie Bisutti? Who? Who cares? She’s hot!- IDLYITW
Boobs. Vikki Blows. Boobs. – Fatback Media (NSFW)
