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This is Chelsy Davy, who according to sources is Prince Harry’s new girlfriend. Hey, you sound like your from LONDON… Nothing like a frolic on the beach to make sure you’re never Queen. Queens are supposed to be virgins when they get married, but who is Harry kidding anyway? He’s got about as much chance of being King of England as I have of sleeping my way to the top of the blog world. We’ll never be king, Harry ole boy, but we’ll have a lot of fun doing it. If you want, I’ll let you borrow my Bloggers do it with one hand T-Shirt. Totally kills.

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