Posts tagged Playboy
Playboy Is Going Down
Feb 9th
Hugh Hefner in his old age forgets a lot of things. Sometimes he forgets where he is, he forgets to wipe his butt and he forgets that he has a house load full of tail that he can tap at any given point at his discretion. He also forgets that Playboy is a public company and that regular people buy shares and count on Hugh to make the stock go up in value and make them a profit.
In 1999 the price of a share of stock in Playboy cost $36 a share. Now it is $3.14. With that being said, Playboy will go bankrupt sometime in the near future which is something I do not wanna see but it wouldn’t hurt to put some halfway decent looking chicks in the magazine now and then. Besides, everyone these days has the internet and can get their nudity fix that way and not all of them wanna shell out $ every month to join the Playboy cyber club. These are dark days indeed from Playboy. But I am sure they will bounce back. Once they find a new CEO.
Rachel Uchitel Might Do Playboy
Dec 11th
If you do not know who Rachel Uchitel is by now then you should probably crawl out from under the rock you are living under. She is mistress #1 in the Tiger Woods sex scandal. I admire her for this choice because she could write a tell all book or just sit down with a tabloid magazine and get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars just to give the world her side of the story.
But no. She took the high road. She decided to tell her side of the story while completely naked and I always like that quality in a woman. She is 34 so she is a little but on the old side and she is not blonde so Hugh Hefner will instantly deduct $200,000 from her check because he is a retarded old man but this is definitely a chick I would LOVE to see naked. Hit up the NSFW section once the spread is done.
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