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Last year Paris Hilton starred in a film called Pledge This! It was a monumental flop and at the time people were making a big hullabaloo over the fact that she didn’t show up to the red carpet U.S. premiere, because Paris never misses a red carpet event, and that she cancelled on a couple of late night talk shows she was scheduled to do to promote the film.

National Lampoons didn’t like this and sued Paris for over $8 million. As of today, the court threw out the case but it is possible that Paris will have to pay the $1 million she made in the movie which is basically one Carls Jr. ad for the socialite. To help pay the $1 million to the producers, Paris is charging the crabs that live on her crotch rent at $200 a week each.

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Not too long ago Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt called it quits on their relationship. Apparently Paris got sick of having sex in bathrooms of night clubs and sucking face in public. But now she is back with Doug Reinhardt, as of a few weeks ago. Doug Reinhardt looks like a cool guy, not the typical douche bag that socialites like Paris Hilton usually dates.

Usually at or around this time I get very jealous and don’t want Paris Hilton dating anyone but me. As sweet as it would be to fuck her, I know in real life that I wouldn’t even if I had the chance because I am not a big fan of little crabs crawling around on my balls and causing me to scratch them until I bleed. However, if Doug likes bumps on his wee-wee from Paris’ hoo-ha, then no one can really stop him.

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This is fucking classic. This paparazzi gets the root of the age old idea of what to do when there isn’t any celebrity boobage or porn anywhere to be seen? Answer: make your own! This is Paris Hilton minding her own business shopping at some little trinket store to get some “going green” products when this pap sees she is wearing a dress, and most female celebrities don’t wear underwear with a dress so he goes out of his way to snap a pic of her poonany under her skirt as she walks around the block.

The fact that this guy has the balls to do this in public and in broad daylight makes me want to give him a high five. More than that! I want to give a high five and a cookie. I hope the pic this guy took will actually surface somewhere and he doesn’t save it on his private computer to jack off to. I mean saving it for masturbation is the right thing to do but only after sending it in to the blogosphere first. This guy = THE MAN.

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