Ozzy Osbourne and his family have a kick ass new variety show called Osbournes: Reloadedand it is airing on Fox. But one city thought that the show was too obscene, so they pulled it off the air. I didn’t even know that each individual city had the right to decide what will air and what will not. I feel very sorry for whoever lives in that town because the Osbournes kick ass. Especially his oldest daughter who hates to be on camera. She is my favorite.

David Cavileer, nice name, had this to say about the show, ” I just felt it was not keeping with community standards.” What a dick. Now everyone in Panama City has to go without the Osbournes. What did they air instead? The fucking Simpson’s. The Simpson’s suck ass and got their ass kicked by Family Guy for years now. He goes on to say, ” They are reporting it to be a variety show. There is worst stuff than this out there. This show in my market does not serve my public in Panama City. I did not feel it was appropriate.” Who the fuck does he think he is? His market? His public? I bet it is one of those dry cities too where you can not buy alcohol. What a prude. You’re square man! You’re square! Me and my long hair friends are going to come to your office and boycott your ass. As soon as we get done smoking this reefer. Wait where are my keys? What’s that? Oh, I was just told we live on the other side of the country and I can’t find my cars keys but when I do, It’s totally gonna be your ass!

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