Posts tagged Owen Wilson
A Match Made In Hell
Dec 8th
Jennifer Aniston is an old hag and Owen Wilson is a wanna be young guy who is a suicidal pussy. Therefore, these two are perfect for each other. But if that means not only onepost per day on Jennifer Aniston and her career spiraling down the drain and instead have twoposts per day to talk about Aniston and Wilson’s career’s going down the drain, then I will be very upset.
Jennifer Aniston recently had an interview with USA Today to talk about a new movie,no, a new appearance on a television show, no, how she is an attention whore and no matter how many times she tells the press that she doesn’t want all the paparazzi attention she is lying, oh yes, that must be it. Jennifer had this to say, ” I feel like telling people, ‘ You know what, it’s none of your [ insert expletive here] business!’” Poor Jennifer. Well not really. I heard that Playboy can launch a struggling career. Just my advice.
Links that have a career of their own
Britney Spears pisses off PETA- Allie Is Wired
Pamela Anderson loses her pants. I am happy- yeeeah
Blake Fielder is a drug addicted jailbird. But a smart one. - d-listed
Heid Montag is at the beach. Again- IBBB
Jessica Alba is photoshopped but still hot- notorious news
Jessica Biel in GQ. Saucy. – The Bastardly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
It turns out Madonna is gonna pay out for a divorce- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Hilary Duff has great boobs- Geno’s World
Emma Watson might get naked in upcoming films- I Don’t Want Your Life


