Posts tagged Octomom
Octomom Isn’t Gonna Be Homeless
Mar 24th
It was in the news the other day that if Octomom, Nadya Suleman, didn’t pony up a balloon payment of $450k by Tuesday afternoon that she would be foreclosed upon and her and her 14 kids would be homeless. Her dad has his name on the house deed and he struck a deal with the actual owner and said that Nadya will pay off her March debt of $4,139 and make regular payments from here on out.
A porn company in California was offering to pay the house completely off if she made a sex flick but she declined the offer unfortunately. I thought Octomom was ugly as sin the first time I saw her but after she shit out her puppies and got back into shape I would have to say that I would definitely fuck her. She is downright hot now. I wonder if the debt looming over her head will drive her into a life of sex films. That would make me happy.
Nadya Suleman Thinks She Is Paris Hilton
Feb 26th
Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, was seen partying at a NYC night club last night until 2 A.M. bitch has 14 kids at home and she still finds a way to sneek out and have a good time. This reminds me of the scene in Knocked Up where the door man tells the girls at the door that they can’t have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around.
I wish that same door man had been at the club last night. Not that Octomom is pregnant, but she is definitely old. And she definitely has no business being at a night club because if she drank just a few beers then she would have the gov’t. up her ass saying that she has an alcohol problem and that she should not be attending night clubs in the first place. Honestly though, if I saw her there I would hit on her.
Not so much cause she lost all her baby weight and has a good body now but because banging Nadya Suleman would kind of be a badge of honor. Also I am curious to see what a vagina looks like after queefing out 14 kids. I mean it has to be the worst in the world right? One would think.
Weekend links that have a curfew
Gwen Stefani is the MILF of the day- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Four people left American Idol last night- Daily Stab
Levi Johnston has to pay child support now- Geno’s World
Britney Spears is back to her old ugly self- IDLYITW
Lady GaGa ain’t got nothing on Courtney Love- popbytes
Wanna see the world’s most beautiful woman? Click here!- Celeb Jihad
Tiger Woods is addicted to drugs now too- yeeeah
Reese Witherspoon is in some tight pants- Drunken Stepfather
PETA has some awesome billboards- Amy Grindhouse
Selma Blair is still alive- IBBB
Chikeze got busted- notorious news
Nadya Suleman Thinks Jon Gosselin is “Hot”
Oct 20th
Jon Gosselin is all butn Gosselin, divorced from Kate and have access to lots of horny women because he is constantly on tv these days. On lucky backelorette to consider? How about the Octomom. In an interview with RadarOnline, Nadta Suleman said that she has a crush on Jon Gosselin saying, “I think he’s hot.”
Fuck. Gross. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I don’t know what Jon thinks of the Octomom but he has perfectly good 20-something-year-old tail he can tap any night so I doubt Jon will take up Nadya on her offer. Though if he did, just imagine what Christmas would be like. With 12 kids or however the hell many Nadya has and Jon’s 8, that would mean like 2 million presents for each person. OK, I need to put myself up for adoption.
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Octomom Gets A Reality Show
Apr 8th
Well, Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom hasn’t even brought back the eighth child of the octuplets and she already has a reality show in the works. This is basically like Jon and Kate Plus 8 number 2 but this reality show will be a little different. You see on Jon and Kate Plus 8the cameras are really only there to document activities and events. In Octomom’s case, the cameras will be there 24/7.
Also, instead of this just being another large family show it will actually document Nadya Suleman going out on dates. It is being described as a cross between Jon and Kate Plus 8 and The Bachelor. I could see some sick 30 year old who likes to give kids baths and has a fetish about stretch marks entering into the show and sharing a bottle of wine with Octomom. I don’t see why anyone would like to date this psychopath. However, if it gets you on tv, it’s worth it. Hell even I might try to hook up with this nutty bitch. Of course she wouldn’t date me if she read I was calling her a nutty bitch on the internet. What I meant to say was kidlessly challenged. Lack of attention impaired. There. Can we have sex now?
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LiLo is in “absolute hell.”- IDLYITW
Harriet Carter Wednesday- IBBB
Danielle Lloyd has a copy cat tat- Allie Is Wired
Eminem has a new video out- Drunken Stepfather
Stuntmen in action- Attu World
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Amanda Bynes legs never get old- IDLYITW
Adriana Lima is in Victoria’s Secret- yeeeah
Bono takes off his sunglasses, scratches his balls- Celeb News Wire
Tila Tequila is banging Billy Corgan- I Don’t Want Your Life
Sophie Anderton has a stalker- Holy Moly
Rihanna wants the legal battle to end- Amy Grindhouse
Britney and K-Fed: sleeping together?- popbytes
Keanu Reeves looks douchey- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Kathy Griffin thinks she is pretty- Geno’s World
Sylvester Stallone is old but fit- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
