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Jon Gosselin is all butn Gosselin, divorced from Kate and have access to lots of horny women because he is constantly on tv these days. On lucky backelorette to consider? How about the Octomom. In an interview with RadarOnline, Nadta Suleman said that she has a crush on Jon Gosselin saying, “I think he’s hot.”

Fuck. Gross. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I don’t know what Jon thinks of the Octomom but he has perfectly good 20-something-year-old tail he can tap any night so I doubt Jon will take up Nadya on her offer. Though if he did, just imagine what Christmas would be like. With 12 kids or however the hell many Nadya has and Jon’s 8, that would mean like 2 million presents for each person. OK, I need to put myself up for adoption.

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Well, Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom hasn’t even brought back the eighth child of the octuplets and she already has a reality show in the works. This is basically like Jon and Kate Plus 8 number 2 but this reality show will be a little different. You see on Jon and Kate Plus 8the cameras are really only there to document activities and events. In Octomom’s case, the cameras will be there 24/7.

Also, instead of this just being another large family show it will actually document Nadya Suleman going out on dates. It is being described as a cross between Jon and Kate Plus 8 and The Bachelor. I could see some sick 30 year old who likes to give kids baths and has a fetish about stretch marks entering into the show and sharing a bottle of wine with Octomom. I don’t see why anyone would like to date this psychopath. However, if it gets you on tv, it’s worth it. Hell even I might try to hook up with this nutty bitch. Of course she wouldn’t date me if she read I was calling her a nutty bitch on the internet. What I meant to say was kidlessly challenged. Lack of attention impaired. There. Can we have sex now?

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It is an understatement to say that Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom is a little crazy. She decided that the free nannies whose business is called Angels In Waiting is a pain in the ass and didn’t want their help raising her 14 kids.  I don’t know why this chick thinks she is superwoman and I don’t understand her obsession with Angelina Jolie but I am assuming she didn’t get enough attention as a kid and that is why she is acting out now. I mean this chick is the top attention whore of 2009.

She told Us magazine, ” Yes, it’s true. I released AIW. It was really bad. That’s all I can say. I can’t confirm, why, in particular. I will be releasing the details soon.” Of course she doesn’t have a reason why. She doesn’t need one. When are people going to wake up and realize this chick is a hero. She doesn’t need “nannies” or “help” or “food stamps.” OK so she does need food stamps but on every other front she is golden. One of the reasons being speculated by Us magazine is, she fired Angels In Waiting because they wouldn’t let her film a reality show. The world needs to see how a single mom raises 14 kids. All these non-profit charity groups care about is kids. And health. And happiness. We can’t let petty shit like that get in the way of superstardom! When are people going to wake up?

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