Posts tagged Nude
Amber Heard Is Political
Aug 22nd
I'm civic minded, y'all!
Look at me I’m Amber Heard! I’m an actress y’all and I care about political stuff, too! And because I’m famous, my opinion counts more that yours! HAHAHAHAHA!
STFU. If there’s anything worse than a protester, it’s actor who’s a protestor. It’s like we should all stop what we’re doing and listen to actors like Sean Penn, who took time out of his busy day being smug and inordinately rich, to let us know that we should fucking care about this important cause, about which, he could give exactly two shits.
Hi, I’m Sean Penn and I’m bored as fuck with my life of riches and having sex with Robin Wright, so please look at me at this rally for gay atheist Korean shop keepers in the barrio who can’t pay their rent because of the MAN.”
But I digress. This is Amber Heard at a Prop 8 rally. Granted, the cause is worthwhile, but seriously, what is she doing here looking all beautiful with her sensuous red lips and heaving natural breasts and standing seductively close to the hot tattoo lady with the nice teeth? [OMG, they might kiss!] NO ON PROP 8! NO ON PROP 8! I love you Amber! Call me.
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- I’m civic minded, y’all!
Kelly Brook is Nude, Smiley
Aug 17th
If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to...
Kelly Brook nude with photoshop in all the wrong places… Click here for the full Kelly Brook Nude photoshoot. PUTTIN’ ONNA RITZ!
NSFW: Ashley Green Nude
Jul 13th
Here’s a NSFW from the archives: Click here for more Ashley Green Nude nakedness. That is all.
Yes, I am spy. Anna Chapman Nude Russian Spy
Jul 7th
"please to bring vodka, tovarisch..."
Get your bunkers filled with twinkies and lite beer, comrades. The Cold war = on like donkey kong!
This is accused spy Anna Chapman giving the Russian salute. Apparently all Russian chicks are exactly like you think  they are:
- They’re hot
- They have sexy accents
- They fucking hate everything about you
- They’re all spies
- They love vodka sex
Recently arrested and still alleged Russian spy, Anna Chapman’s ex-husband (read: mark) is pissed that he’s not getting that anymore doing his patriotic duty and releasing nude photos information vital to the investigation. Let’s go down to Gorky Park and listen to the winds of change with NOTW:
For the first time Alex Chapman opens the full classified file – including compromising snaps – on the beauty arrested as a Moscow agent in the US.
He tells how James Bond-loving temptress Anna had a 007-style mile high romp on a plane from London to the Russian capital as their passion reached its height.
And how the 28-year-old femme fatale loved to wear nipple clamps and wield a WHIP like an interrogator as they were Ivan it off.
“I found her Russian accent such a turn-on,” says Alex, 30, who had no idea she was honing her sexy spying skills on him. “She was the most beautiful person I had ever met, with an extraordinary body, and I was infatuated with her.
But their relationship was to be built on secrets and lies.
Kinda like the secrets and lies MI5 and MI6 were duped with as Russians infiltrated your agencies for 40 years! Zing! Aw..too soon? I simply have no problem basing my relationship with a smoking hot red-head Russian spy on secrecy and lies  - and sex, myah sladkaya, lots of vokda sex. Na Strovya!
