Fatback Media » NSFW http://www.fatbackmedia.com Fri, 11 Mar 2011 16:16:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Amber Heard Is Political http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2010/08/22/amber-heard-is-political/ http://www.fatbackmedia.com/2010/08/22/amber-heard-is-political/#comments Sun, 22 Aug 2010 15:51:07 +0000 fatback http://www.fatbackmedia.com/?p=7393

I'm civic minded, y'all!

Look at me I’m Amber Heard! I’m an actress y’all and I care about political stuff, too! And because I’m famous, my opinion counts more that yours! HAHAHAHAHA!

STFU. If there’s anything worse than a protester, it’s actor who’s a protestor. It’s like we should all stop what we’re doing and listen to actors like Sean Penn, who took time out of his busy day being smug and inordinately rich, to let us know that we should fucking care about this important cause, about which, he could give exactly two shits.

Hi, I’m Sean Penn and I’m bored as fuck with my life of riches and having sex with Robin Wright, so please look at me at this rally for gay atheist Korean shop keepers in the barrio who can’t pay their rent because of the MAN.”

But I digress. This is Amber Heard at a Prop 8 rally. Granted, the cause is worthwhile, but seriously, what is she doing here looking all beautiful with her sensuous red lips and heaving natural breasts and standing seductively close to the hot tattoo lady with the nice teeth? [OMG, they might kiss!] NO ON PROP 8! NO ON PROP 8! I love you Amber! Call me.

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A really bad, low-resolution pic is beginning to make the rounds on the net. Supposedly some chick who is a friend of a friend of a friend of another friend of Lindsay Lohan’s said that Lindsay got this screen clip in her email as a snippet from a longer video.

Video. Usually that conjures up images of hot celebs going nuts on the beefy, but not this time. This piece of shit was taken on a cell phone cam. Weak.

No one is sure if that is really Lilo, but if you make the picture really, really small, then squint your eyes until you can barely see, then yeah. It looks just like her. Whether it is or not, maybe this could be a new career move for her. The most hilarious thing about all of this is Lindsay is said to ‘not remember if this was her being recorded or not’.

Um. I remember when I suck a dick, how about you? And the guy damn well remembers. For a long, long time.

I can’t figure out if this is NSFW or not, you can’t tell if she is puffing the old skin-pipe or huffing down a hot dog. Hell, she might even just be sneezing. Who knows?

Anti-Lindsay Update: The super sexy sleuths over at The Blemish debunked the shit out of this story and even have a clip of the video shown here. It’s not Lindsay Lohan, just some random chick blowing a guy. Snore.

Pork free version after the jump…

Lohan Blowjob Pic

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