Fatback Media » Nipples

Sarah Shahi Seems Chilly

fatback — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 19:16:58 +0000

Does anyone need any glass cut?

If you ever told me that you wanted me to try a Spanish-Iranian spot, I would normally say, No me gusta, Raoul. However, if we’re talking Sarah Shahi, then I’ll bring the Paella and the Shishleek, hombre. This is Persia-spic-tacular hottie Sarah Shahi nipple PEWPEW-ing your eyeballs for a photoshoot in New York Moves (lol-wut?) magazine. I bet she smells like cinnamon.

Lindsay Lohan Asked NOT to Attend Machete Premier

fatback — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:44:33 +0000

Dude, is it cold in here?

Lindsay Lohan reportedly was allegedly asked to probably, maybe not show up for the Machete premier, says a source who knew a guy who said something that one time. Oh God, this is boring. BLOPPITY BLOOP US Magazine:

Sheâ€™s done the time, but Lindsay Lohan is still paying for her crime!Â Though the actress was released from postjail rehab on Aug. 24 after 22 days, a source tells the new Us Weekly Robert Rodriguez, co director of her new movie, Machete, didnâ€™t want her to attend an event for the film the next night.Â ”He was frantically trying to track down her manager to make sure she didnâ€™t go,” says the source.While a 20th Century Fox rep says it’s “not true,” the source tells Us, “She wasnâ€™t welcome there.” (via)

I’m no journalist [although I do have a press pass made of construction paper, glitter and glue], but I think they’re just making shit up. Who is this shadowy source? I have a source who tells me that I am a handsome devil and all the ladies should be falling at my feet. *winks* Thanks Grandma! Here’s Lindsay going to the parole office like the convict she is.

Tricia Helfer Nip-Slip, oldie but goodie

fatback — Fri, 09 May 2008 04:40:25 +0000

This is an old school Tricia Helfer nip-slip for today’s link post. It’s from the 2007 Scream Awards where they gave trophies to chicks who show their tits in horror movies. These are so weak they don’t even qualify for the NSFW section, but Tricia Helfer is really pretty so here ya go. In case you were wondering what she looks like naked, you can certainly head on over to the NSFW section.

Julianne Moore is like a young Lindsay Lohan

fatback — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:37:41 +0000

Julianne Moore is 47 and still smokin’ hot and yet she looks younger than Lindsay Lohan who is 25. I guess they’ve probably smoked the same number of cigarettes and banged the same number of dudes, but Lindsay did in half the time. So I guess in a way, she’s a hero.

Lake Bell, OMFG

fatback — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:43:20 +0000

God. Damn.

Lake Bell is quickly becoming the Fatback Media favorite girl this year. We loved her in Surface (where’d that go?) and Boston Legal and now she’s moved on to the big screen for 2008 in films like What Happens in Vegas, Still Waters, and Pride & Glory (with Colin Farrell). These images are from GQ (probably…or an intern is now fired) and really showcase Lake Bell’s um…intellectual prowess. Normally, I’m not a big fan of the couture swimsuits becuase I think they went out with the hairy bushed 70′s Playboy shoots, but I find myself liking this one for some reason.

Links if you made it this far:

Paris Hilton is banging this Buddhist monk actor from those movies. (Bastardly)
Lindsay’s not pregnant, it’s the HPV swelling that makes her look fat (DS)
Paris Hilton topless but less sexy than you’d probably imagine (Jordan)
Sex and The City still ruining New York (Webster)
Gnarls Barkley wans to give you seizures. (Celebrity Smack)
Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. No shit. (Allie)
Madison Healy is the Cute College girl this week. (CH)