Posts tagged Nipples
Sarah Shahi Seems Chilly
Mar 7th
Does anyone need any glass cut?
If you ever told me that you wanted me to try a Spanish-Iranian spot, I would normally say, No me gusta, Raoul. However, if we’re talking Sarah Shahi, then I’ll bring the Paella and the Shishleek, hombre. This is Persia-spic-tacular hottie Sarah Shahi nipple PEWPEW-ing your eyeballs for a photoshoot in New York Moves (lol-wut?) magazine. I bet she smells like cinnamon.
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- Does anyone need any glass cut?
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- Wonder what the Persian Rug looks like?
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- Harder than Chinese ‘Rithmatic.
Lindsay Lohan Asked NOT to Attend Machete Premier
Sep 2nd
Dude, is it cold in here?
Lindsay Lohan reportedly was allegedly asked to probably, maybe not show up for the Machete premier, says a source who knew a guy who said something that one time. Oh God, this is boring. BLOPPITY BLOOP US Magazine:
She’s done the time, but Lindsay Lohan is still paying for her crime! Though the actress was released from postjail rehab on Aug. 24 after 22 days, a source tells the new Us Weekly Robert Rodriguez, co director of her new movie, Machete, didn’t want her to attend an event for the film the next night. ”He was frantically trying to track down her manager to make sure she didn’t go,” says the source.While a 20th Century Fox rep says it’s “not true,” the source tells Us, “She wasn’t welcome there.” (via)
I’m no journalist [although I do have a press pass made of construction paper, glitter and glue], but I think they’re just making shit up. Who is this shadowy source? I have a source who tells me that I am a handsome devil and all the ladies should be falling at my feet. *winks* Thanks Grandma! Here’s Lindsay going to the parole office like the convict she is.
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- The Lap Dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’
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- Dude, is it cold in here?
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- Probate these titties muthafucka
Tricia Helfer Nip-Slip, oldie but goodie
May 8th
This is an old school Tricia Helfer nip-slip for today’s link post. It’s from the 2007 Scream Awards where they gave trophies to chicks who show their tits in horror movies. These are so weak they don’t even qualify for the NSFW section, but Tricia Helfer is really pretty so here ya go. In case you were wondering what she looks like naked, you can certainly head on over to the NSFW section.
Julianne Moore is like a young Lindsay Lohan
Apr 23rd
Julianne Moore is 47 and still smokin’ hot and yet she looks younger than Lindsay Lohan who is 25. I guess they’ve probably smoked the same number of cigarettes and banged the same number of dudes, but Lindsay did in half the time. So I guess in a way, she’s a hero.
