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This is an old school Tricia Helfer nip-slip for today’s link post. It’s from the 2007 Scream Awards where they gave trophies to chicks who show their tits in horror movies. These are so weak they don’t even qualify for the NSFW section, but Tricia Helfer is really pretty so here ya go. In case you were wondering what she looks like naked, you can certainly head on over to the NSFW section.

• WEATHERMAN LIKES TO 69
• I surrender
• Miranda Kerr @ Victoria’s Secret’s “Heavenly Kiss” Launch Party
• That ’70s Boob
• Dina Lohan Accepting Her Mother of the Year Award [Video]
• Angelina Jolie at 16 making out with an Italian singer [VIDEO]
• Fresh out of jail Pete Doherty is already posting on YouTube
• Sorry Victoria; Chris Noth Is Just Not That Into You
• Ashlee Simpson Has Huge Pregnancy Boobs at Yeeeah!
• Eva Mendes is Nude, Artsy
• Ssshhh! Juliette Lewis’ Vagina Has Something to Say
• Leelee Sobieski has BigBig BoobiesBoobies
• The NUTS Awards have Melons

Julianne Moore is 47 and still smokin’ hot and yet she looks younger than Lindsay Lohan who is 25. I guess they’ve probably smoked the same number of cigarettes and banged the same number of dudes, but Lindsay did in half the time. So I guess in a way, she’s a hero.

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• JerseySucks.net – New Jersey Sucks and this site tells you why
• CELEBRITY SATAN. COM » Lindsay Lohan and Sunshine Foundation

God. Damn.

Lake Bell is quickly becoming the Fatback Media favorite girl this year. We loved her in Surface (where’d that go?) and Boston Legal and now she’s moved on to the big screen for 2008 in films like What Happens in Vegas, Still Waters, and Pride & Glory (with Colin Farrell). These images are from GQ (probably…or an intern is now fired) and really showcase Lake Bell’s um…intellectual prowess. Normally, I’m not a big fan of the couture swimsuits becuase I think they went out with the hairy bushed 70’s Playboy shoots, but I find myself liking this one for some reason.

Links if you made it this far:

• Paris Hilton is banging this Buddhist monk actor from those movies. (Bastardly)
• Lindsay’s not pregnant, it’s the HPV swelling that makes her look fat (DS)
• Paris Hilton topless but less sexy than you’d probably imagine (Jordan)
• Sex and The City still ruining New York (Webster)
• Gnarls Barkley wans to give you seizures. (Celebrity Smack)
• Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. No shit. (Allie)
• Madison Healy is the Cute College girl this week. (CH)