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So finally the GD auto linker starts to work on the day I’m out of town. Sweet. Hope you enjoyed the nothing this morning. Anyway. Here’s Jodi Lyn O’Keefe, because she’s on Prison Break, my new favorite show and because she’ll do in a crunch. If you look hard enough you catch a nipple in there somewhere.

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Slow day Folks. Mariah Carey looks like she’s been hitting the gym and eating right because she looks awesome in these swimsuit pics from Capri. That or she’s back on the coke. Pic 2 shows Mariah Carey’s grainy nipple off the coast of the beautiful island of Capri where I think it’s the law that you have be semi nude. Her nipple is not grainy, just the photo of her nipple, which looks like it was taken using the Hubble Telescope. Science in action!

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