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Nadya Suleman Thinks She Is Paris Hilton

Tom O — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:39:53 +0000

Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, was seen partying at a NYC night club last night until 2 A.M. bitch has 14 kids at home and she still finds a way to sneek out and have a good time. This reminds me of the scene in Knocked Up where the door man tells the girls at the door that they can’t have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around.

I wish that same door man had been at the club last night. Not that Octomom is pregnant, but she is definitely old. And she definitely has no business being at a night club because if she drank just a few beers then she would have the gov’t. up her ass saying that she has an alcohol problem and that she should not be attending night clubs in the first place. Honestly though, if I saw her there I would hit on her.

Not so much cause she lost all her baby weight and has a good body now but because banging Nadya Suleman would kind of be a badge of honor. Also I am curious to see what a vagina looks like after queefing out 14 kids. I mean it has to be the worst in the world right? One would think.

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Nadya Suleman Thinks Jon Gosselin is “Hot”

Tom O — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:58:13 +0000

Jon Gosselin is all butn Gosselin, divorced from Kate and have access to lots of horny women because he is constantly on tv these days. On lucky backelorette to consider? How about the Octomom. In an interview with RadarOnline, Nadta Suleman said that she has a crush on Jon Gosselin saying, “I think he’s hot.”

Fuck. Gross. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I don’t know what Jon thinks of the Octomom but he has perfectly good 20-something-year-old tail he can tap any night so I doubt Jon will take up Nadya on her offer. Though if he did, just imagine what Christmas would be like. With 12 kids or however the hell many Nadya has and Jon’s 8, that would mean like 2 million presents for each person. OK, I need to put myself up for adoption.

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Octomom Gets A Reality Show

Tom O — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:46:08 +0000

Well, Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom hasn’t even brought back the eighth child of the octuplets and she already has a reality show in the works. This is basically like Jon and Kate Plus 8 number 2 but this reality show will be a little different. You see on Jon and Kate Plus 8the cameras are really only there to document activities and events. In Octomom’s case, the cameras will be there 24/7.

Also, instead of this just being another large family show it will actually document Nadya Suleman going out on dates. It is being described as a cross between Jon and Kate Plus 8 and The Bachelor. I could see some sick 30 year old who likes to give kids baths and has a fetish about stretch marks entering into the show and sharing a bottle of wine with Octomom. I don’t see why anyone would like to date this psychopath. However, if it gets you on tv, it’s worth it. Hell even I might try to hook up with this nutty bitch. Of course she wouldn’t date me if she read I was calling her a nutty bitch on the internet. What I meant to say was kidlessly challenged. Lack of attention impaired. There. Can we have sex now?

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Octomom Is Selfish

Tom O — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:23:48 +0000

It is an understatement to say that Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom is a little crazy. She decided that the free nannies whose business is called Angels In Waiting is a pain in the ass and didn’t want their help raising her 14 kids. I don’t know why this chick thinks she is superwoman and I don’t understand her obsession with Angelina Jolie but I am assuming she didn’t get enough attention as a kid and that is why she is acting out now. I mean this chick is the top attention whore of 2009.

She told Us magazine, ” Yes, it’s true. I released AIW. It was really bad. That’s all I can say. I can’t confirm, why, in particular. I will be releasing the details soon.” Of course she doesn’t have a reason why. She doesn’t need one. When are people going to wake up and realize this chick is a hero. She doesn’t need “nannies” or “help” or “food stamps.” OK so she does need food stamps but on every other front she is golden. One of the reasons being speculated by Us magazine is, she fired Angels In Waiting because they wouldn’t let her film a reality show. The world needs to see how a single mom raises 14 kids. All these non-profit charity groups care about is kids. And health. And happiness. We can’t let petty shit like that get in the way of superstardom! When are people going to wake up?

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Nadya Suleman Offered $1 Mil To Make A Porno

Tom O — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:22:36 +0000

Vivid Entertainment has brought me a lot of good entertainment through the years. When a celebrity has sex and puts it on film, it eventually lands in Vivid’s hands. And I am eternally grateful for that. What I don’t understand is what they want with Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom. She does have a pretty face and big beautiful Angelina Jolie lips but the rest of her body is pretty much in the crapper.

I mean I am sure her stomach looks like the joules of a dog. Now most people would say, a porno, this is a moral upstanding citizen and she would never degrade herself like that. But let’s take a look at reality here. She’s broke. Her house is going into foreclosure and if she signs on to be a contract girl, meaning she will have to make multiple movies, then she will get full health and dental insurance for all 14 of her kids. Not to mention the cool mil to blow on just about everything. It is a pretty sweet deal, but more than likely this will make her look like an erratic person and the government will take her kids away. And you know what that means. A cool mil to blow on no one but herself! The best of both worlds. Man! I don’t see how she can pass this up. Just for the record, if I ever saw this woman naked I would probably puke all over my keyboard. I already puked twice while writing this post.

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Octomom Will Not Be Getting Her Own Show

Tom O — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 19:07:12 +0000

From one child obsessed freak to the next,we now look at the octomom. Her real name is Nadya Suleman but I will fit in as much slander as I possibly can. Just recently this woman gave birth to octuplets. And if I am not mistaken she now has 14 children altogether. She is also a single mom and has told the press she has absolutely no intention of getting a boyfriend or having sexual relations until all of her kids are in college.

Who exactly is going to pay for those college loans? Not you. TLC a.k.a. The Learning Channel is passing on giving octomom her own reality show. They already have a show with a family that birthed sextuplets called Jon & Kate Plus 8. Which is actually a killer show. They also have another show where they follow a family that has like 17 kids, but that is just because a woman decided to live her life in a perpetual state of pregnancy. TLC network president, Eileen O’Neill says, ” TLC is not pursuing any program at this time with Nadya Suleman.” Take thatyou fucking freak. No show. No money. Just you and a bunch of babies trying to suckle at your teet. I had a kid once, but I did the right thing by having my girlfriend get an abortion. Only 2 years old. That’s legal right? An abortion before the age of 4 is legal in the United States.

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