Posts tagged Miss California
Miss California Is Sleazy
May 5th
A lot of people say that Carrie Prejean a.k.a. Miss California is a homophobic prude. I am not saying I disagree with them, I am just saying that I don’t care. TheDirty.com has obtained exclusive photos of the Miss USA contestant posing topless, but not showing anything. She does however show off that amazing ass.
I am sure she will turn around and sue whoever posted the photos but she can not sue all the entertainment blogs so hahaha fuck her. I am sure this is just one of dozens of photos taken of her posing in a sleazy pose, but that is for another time. In the meantime enjoy the pic.
Michael Phelps Is Hittin’ That
Apr 22nd
Michael Phelps is like me. He enjoys pretty women. If there is anything else that he might like more than that, that would be a little bit of controversy to keep him in the headlines. That is probably why he is dating Miss California. I can’t really blame him, even though she is a homophobe, she is totally hot and I would hit that shit 6 ways a Sunday. Both Michael and Carrie aren’t really “celebrities.” Probably because they have no Hollywood talent. But we did get to hear about the relationship from Carrie’s grandmother. Grandmother?
Jeanette Coppolla, Carrie Prejean’s grandmother tells Radar, ” Carrie and Michael have been out to baseball games and lunch. He always calls her when he is in town and they go out.” So he isn’t really “banging” Carrie Prejean. Which leaves the door wide open to me. Someone who doesn’t shave his chest. A real man that can chop down trees with his bare hands and can eat 15 pancakes in one sitting. A man like me. A man who can, damn it! I broke a nail! Now I have to go downtown and see the manicurist again.
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Miss California Is A Homophobe
Apr 20th
A lot of men tuned in to watch the most superficial thing I have probably witnessed in my entire life last night. Miss USA. It was a killer show and even though douche bags like Perez Hilton were judges, it was an alright event. That is until Miss California had to make those fucked up comments about gay marriage in California. She said,” We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite. And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”
Granted Miss USA contestants usually aren’t picked for their intelligence, but this was an amazingly STUPID thing to say. Especially to that flaming queen Perez Hilton. Now people are speculating that that comment alone cost her the crown. Which I would not be surprised by. Either way, I still get to have sex with the winner. Yes, it is a deal me and Mr.Trump worked out a long time ago. If he brings me the winner tied up and ball gagged after the competition, I let him get the building contracts to some of the sweetest real estate in the NYC area. We are tight like that.
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Links that were raised to have sex with anything with legs
Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue – IDLYITW
Brooke Hogan: Thinker- IBBB
Elle Macpherson is in some short shorts- Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears’ stalker speaks out- Amy Grindhouse
Lily Allen cutewatch continues- yeeeah
Madonna fell off a horse. Or did a horse fall off Madonna? I forget. – Celeb News Wire
Slumdog Millionaire father tries to sell his famous daughter- IDLYITW
You know those nipples are hard- I Don’t Want Your Life
Celebrities love Coachella- Holy Moly
Attu World is on Twitter- Attu World
Russell Crowe looks like a pansy- Geno’s World
Kelly Clarkson released another killer song- popbytes
Before they were famous: Jack Coleman. Who?- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Amy Winehouse is crack-ed – notorious news
