Jamie Lynn Spears, sister of and winner of the most attention from Britney Spears, just had a baby girl with some 30 plus year old guy that worked on her tv show Zoey 101 her faithful and totally committed and loving husband Casey Aldridge. [Inappropriate side note: if someone has a kid they are officially off the jailbait list. It's in the perv handbook.]

There is a new baby in the Spears clan! Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancé Casey Aldridge welcomed a baby girl Thursday morning. PEOPLE confirms exclusively that the baby was named Maddie Briann. (PEOPLE)

Maddie? Not Madeline? Or Madison? Or Matilda? Maddie. I guess that makes it easier and at least they didn’t name it Jamie III, or Lynn or Cheetoe. The great thing about all this is that Jamie Lynn has gone from white trash pregnant teen to a smoking hot teenage MILF with a giant rack. She’s got a good 5 years of hotness left before genetics and age ravage her resilient teen hotness. Back in high school I always dated the teen mothers for two reasons:

1. They’re hot, but needy with low self esteem
2. You know they fuck