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Um. This looks like one of those pictures that will have Dateline knocking on your door at 2 O’clock in the afternoon. I’m not saying it’s sexually suggestive, though. I mean what’s suggestive about a pubescent teen in a wife-beater, with her legs spread open with white stuff on her face? NOTHING! Jesus loves me. Jesus loves me. Jesus loves me.

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• Miley Cyrus’ Got Milk? Ad | Celebrity Smack!
• Joel Madden Caught Drinking with Lindsay Lohan
• It’s Really Twins For Angelina at Yeeeah!
• Who Won America’s Next Top Model 10?
• Happy Masturbation Month! | Candy Kirby
• Dude, Duff Scored | THE RAD REPORT
• How we will meet Brtiney Spears again and again?
• Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively in a Bikini OMFG LOL WTF BBQ
• Hayden Panettiere is Hiding Her Pick-Up Truck of a Body of the Day
• Britney Spears & Mel Gibson Vacation Together » Gone Hollywood

I don’t see what the big deal is. So she took some half nude, sexually suggestive photos for a national magazine. She’s an entertainer - and in three or four years she’ll be wearing fishnet shirts with nipple piercings just like God and Disney intended. I believe the children are our future…

UPDATE: Looks like dad is pissed. Even though he was SITTING RIGHT THERE. (NY POST)

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• Miley Cyrus Topless for Vanity Fair Photos » Gone Hollywood
• Pammy goes to the White House | Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog
• Daisy Fuentes GOD. DAMN.
• Tom Cruise Returns to Oprah at Yeeeah!
• Miranda Kerr Shows Legs @ Sydney Opera House in Australia | The Bastardly
• Angie Everhart busted for DUI after split with Joe Pesci

MySpace pose!

I’m pretty sure this is legal because Miley Cyrus is only showing bra and you can see that shit on Nickleodeon any day of the week these days. They might as well call it Pedophile-odeon because they’re not if you’re into hot teen action, that’s the place for it. First Jamie Lynn Spears gets knocked up by a producer and now Miley Cyrus is showing the goods on a web cam. When you dance with the devil, the devil don’t change. What happened to Dangermouse, man?

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• Lindsay Lohan collapses drunk in New York club | Celebrity Dirt with Jackson Blue

Top links from yesterday. Eat it.

• Miley Cyrus NOT Drinking From The Coffee Bean! | The Bastardly
• DrunkenStepfather - Celebrity Gossip, Sex, Entertainment, Good Times » Blog Archive » Cameron Diaz has a Hot Body of the Day
• Celebrity Gossip With a Light Beer Aftertaste | ImBringingBloggingBack
• Rave Reviews for FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL » Give Me My Remote
• JordanIsYourHomeboy.com - Marisa Miller promoting bikini’s
• Lindsay Lohan’s Next Movie, Stars as ‘Sex Addict’ | Bumpshack.com
• Seriously? OMG! WTF? » Lily Allen goes blond!
• Beyonce and Jay-Z are Married | Allie Is Wired - The Entertainment Blog

UPDATE: If you’re looking for Miley Cyrus in her bra or Miley Cyrus Lingerie pics then go here.

This post is not about Miley Cyrus. Although I am mentioning her here because I’d like Google to believe that it is. That’s called SEO folks. Look it up. I need to get more traffic here and it seems like the only posts that get any traction are the ones that cater to the perv’s out there on the internet; which according to PEW research [2007] are 99.9% of internet users who still live in their parents house and have at least one bulletin-board avatar that includes a goth chick with a piercing. So this post is not about Miley Cyrus. Besides, it would be wholly inappropriate to say anything about her nicely developing rack or tight jail bait ass, so I won’t. I’m no perv.

Links that have nothing to do with Miley Cyrus.

• Giselle Bundtcake’s ass in full view. Like a trucker whore. (Drunken stepfather)
• Seren Gibson is naked, and very intelligent. But mostly naked (FM NSFW)
• Miranda Kerr lingerie pics, if you’re into that sort of thing (Jordan)
• Billy Joel making all balding middle aged men proud by banging a younger chick. (Circus hour)
• Isabella Fontana is Italian for sexy cheese (Bastardly)
• The Hills Recaps from south of dee border. Weeeth Pedro. (IBBB)
• Mariah Carey sounds like Pebbles and not the one who who wanted you to ride in her Mercedes boy. (City Rag)

More Miley Achey-Breaky Montana Cyrus.