Posts tagged Michelle Rodriguez
Michelle Rodriguez Is Coming Back To Lost
Mar 5th
Michelle Rodriguez used to be on this show Lost but she was killed off in the second season. Apparently the producers have zero testicles. Either that or their wives were getting jealous that their husbands were off shooting in a tropical paradise with the super hotty that is Michelle Rodriguez.
Anyway, I will not be tuning in because I think (know) Lost is one of the worst shows in television history. You figured that after a couple seasons they would find a way to get off the island or turn the entire thing into one big orgy cause they knew they were going to die soon. See? That is why I need to work in television.
Weekend links that are back from the dead
Mo’Nique says it is cool if her husband cheats on her- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
See which four contestants were voted off of American Idol, then laugh- Daily Stab
J.Lo is gonna be on How I Met Your Mother- Geno’s World
Sophie Vergara can save America- IDLYITW
Take a ride on Goldfrapp’s rocket- popbytes
Rumor Willis shared a kiss with Jessica Lowndes- Drunken Stepfather
Daryll Hannah nude in a movie. Trust me. You don’t wanna see this- yeeeah
Jennifer Aniston is good at sitting. Probably good at taking a dump too- IBBB
Michelle Rodriguez Is “Born Again”
Apr 16th
Michelle Rodriguez says she is leaving her trouble past behind her and is “born again.” Is that the same thing as getting laid? If she needs help with that I am available. Of course Michelle is a bi sexual so it wouldn’t be any fun unless we had another hot Hollywood female in the room. I can help her with that too. At the end of the day Michelle Rodriguez just said a bunch of words and didn’t get naked.
Here are some of those words. She says, ” I knock on wood that the media will understand me. But if I saw only one percent of my life, I would think the same thing everybody else thinks. So when they don’t get it, I don’t feel lost. My whole thing is, I am waiting for them to catch up.” How deep. How thoughtful. How… oops, got a boner. Gotta go.
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Links that are bi sectional. Or is it bi sexual? Bi sectional.
Chicks like watches- IDLYITW
KimKardashian has camel toe- IBBB
I Love You, Man is a good movie- Holy Moly
Rumor Willis is see through. Close your eyes- Drunken Stepfather
Amanda Bynes still has legs- I Don’t Want Your Life
Britney Spears might be engaged but more than likely just slutty- yeeeah
Kendra Wilkinson is subtle- IDLYITW
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lady GaGa looks good no matter what her hair looks like- Allie Is Wired
Matthew McConaughey is a moron- Celeb News Wire
Nadya Suleman is patenting the name Octomom- Amy Grindhouse
Shawn Johnson got an award- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Spencer Pratt: Attention whore-in-chief- Geno’s World
Why is Drew Barrymore dressed like Jennifer Lopez? – popbytes
American Idol judges use their save- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Jessica Simpson is validated- notorious news
