Fatback Media

This is Michelle Hunziker, a Swiss born polyglot who is also a model. You may remember her from… well, pretty much nothing if you live in the continental US. She’s extremely hot and apparently doesn’t have hang up about being nude, so we’re big fans. She also doesn’t mind this Gene Simmons looking dude rubbing oil all over naked tan body. Which makes him a hero in our book. I worked for a summer as a masseur at a resort down south but it didn’t last very long. Apparently some folks didn’t like my “motorboat” technique for the chest area. Sorry dude. That’s how we do it Bangkok.