Posts tagged Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan Is An Angry Blogger
Jan 28th
You have to hand it to Michael Lohan. For being a nobody, he certainly is somebody. He went to his blog MikeLohanOnline.com and started bitching about his own daughters struggle with her weight. Which isn’t much of a struggle in the first place. She is skinny, she is hot, all good. He basically took this opportunity to bitch about Samantha Ronson which he refers to as SaMANtha. Pretty funny. In his blog he calls upon the world to intervene in Lindsay’s life.
He says, ” I am asking everyone out there to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted you lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.” What a douche. This guy is just nipping at his 15 minutes of fame and doesn’t want to let go. LiLo and SamRo are happy, or at least sort of, and I don’t really care if they split or not. So again, Michael Lohan= fail and LiLo= hot. Just had to summarize. I am sure if Michael is truly pissed off he can let some of that anger out during his next work out session. Then we can get another one of those fish net shirt pictures again. Wouldn’t you like that ladies? I didn’t think so.
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Links that could care less about their daughter
The City recap- IBBB
Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends are pot heads- Drunken Stepfather
Joaquin Phoenix is joking about becoming a rapper- Celeb News Wire
Paris Hilton and Lady GaGa whore it up at Punk- Holy Moly
Avril Lavigne has lost her fashion sense- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Ashley Tisdale still looking hot- I Don’t Want Your Life
Tony Romo cheated on Jessica Simpson- popbytes
Extreme Movie: Funny or flop? – Geno’s World
Baby #2 for TomKat? notorious news
Fergie goes lesbian on stage- yeeeah
Lindsay Lohan Got Another Sibling For Christmas
Dec 25th
Most people get mp3 players or socks for Christmas. But this year Lindsay Lohan got a new sister. It has been revealed that her father had another child after Ali and it was with another woman. Lohan took her beef to her Myspace blog, “Â My father just let my father and [me] know, amongst other [things] that he had another child after my little sister Aliana.”It seems that Lohan talks a lot on Myspace but it has been that way for months.
No word yet on rather or not they are gonna whore this daughter out like Michael did with Lindsay or Dina did with Ali. I am sure the white Oprah has a lot ot say about this but she is too busy pimping out Ali on reality television to pay any attention to what Michael has to say. In the Myspace post she also likens herself to Britney Spears. She mentions that Spears was basically down in the dumps and had a major comeback and she feels that she can do the same thing. I have a sure fire way for Lohan to pick things up in her life. Release a sex tape. It will get her tons of publicity and she can then live her life without those “icky boys” hitting on her because they will have already seen all that has to be seen. Consider it Lindsay. It is just good business sense.
Lindsay Lohan Has Another Sister
Jun 30th
Lindsay Lohan reportedly has a bastard half sister belonging to her father and another woman. Bastard may seem strong, but that’s the terminology. Like how a female dog is a bitch. And so is your whore girlfriend. Like that.
Linds’ father, Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! that, while married — but at the time separated — to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy.
In a statement to OK!, Michael says, “Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.” (OK)
But Michael Lohan is doing the right thing and providing support for his illegitimate child right? ‘Course not!
Michael’s secret daughter has had many conversations with her dad, the girl’s mother tells OK!. He even called her for her 13th birthday on June 12. But he has never visited her or provided financial support.
And why should he? It’s not his fault the woman got pregnant. All he did was fuck her, leave it in and never call. Maybe that daughter needs start thinking about a job in showbiz. Those cocks aren’t going to suck themselves.
