Posts tagged Michael Lohan
Dina Lohan Doesn’t Like Michael Lohan
Mar 31st
Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s mother, is speaking out against the claims made by Lindsay’s gather, Michael Lohan, about Lindsay needing to go to rehab. After her show exploded with cocaine it seems that LiLo isn’t exactly sober. I personally like tran wreck Lindsay more than I like sober Lindsay but we will see if this chick ever cleans up her act.
Dina says of Michael, ” I have a criminal protective order against him until 2011.He’s 1 year behind in child support and he’s using this [ Lindsay's problems ] as a diversion”. What the fuck does Michael Lohan do? Does he have a job? Or does he just make all his bank by selling stories to RadarOnline? I am guessing the latter.
Michael Lohan Had A Heart Attack
Mar 17th
It seems that Michael Lohan has been too busy submitting wire tapped phone calls between him and his ex-wife to Radar online and publicly bitching about his daughter’s prescription drug addiction to find some time to lift a couple weights or get any kind of excersize. He is out of shape and because of that he had a heart attack yesterday.
What grabbed my attention from the story is that TMZ heard this from Michael’s girlfriend Kate Major which is Jon Gosselin’s sloppy seconds. Gross. Anyway, I hope this guy gets well cause since LiLo is such an emo mess she would probably start cutting herself of kill herself all together if her father dies. Hang in the Mike. Radar needs you.
Lindsay Lohan Sets The Record Straight
Feb 23rd
Lindsay Lohan is trying to convince the world that she is not a party chick (which isn’t true) by sitting down with this reported chick from The Sun and telling her that she had a lot of past incidents with cocaine and alcohol and that she is over all that now because at the time she was “just a stupid kid” and is enjoying sobriety now.
Granted, the only reason Lindsay even thought about going public about her past incidents with booze and drugs is because her father, Michael Lohan is pleading to the public via RadarOnline.com that his daughter is strung out and need to go to rehab for a fourth time. So today Lindsay and Michael are upholding the status quo of crap the spill out to the media and tear each other down in the tabloids. Today’s headline? LiLo sober, continues tabloid battle with daddy.
Lindsay Lohan Needs Rehab
Feb 18th
Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael Lohan is giving RadarOnline even more fuel for the vendetta they have against Lindsay Lohan. OK so Radar may not have a vendetta but they are the only site that gives Michael Lohan a soapbox. This time he is claiming that she was photographed drinking and taking pills in public.
I am not so sure about the taking pills part but she is an alcy and she probably does need rehab as she is on probation from drinking. I think three months in rehab would probably be good for her. Maybe put on a little weight and be that fuckable 18-year-old that she once was. Of course then Lindsay would have to take a break from saving Haiti but I am sure that rehab can wait. Haiti needs you Lindsay. If we didn’t have Lindsay doing photo ops for the people of Haiti, who would?
