Michael Lohan is now speaking out about a possible prescription drug addiction that Lindsay Lohan is suffering with. We all know that Michael Lohan will say just about anything under the sun for a little bit of press but he sounds very serious and concerned this time around. He is claiming that LiLo is addicted to prescription drugs ( he didn’t get into specifics) and that she will end up like Michael Jackson or DJ AM.

Of course Michael Lohan wouldn’t have a stool to stand on to make these claims but after a recent runway show starring LiLo, everyone took one look at her frail frame and starting speculating that she either has an eating disorder or a drug addiction. Michael being the diligent father that he is immediately seized the opportunity to spout off.

He said, “I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on. I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse… because it’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.”

I personally do not think LiLo is on prescription drugs because when she is all strung out and stoned she usually is a lot more fun to keep track of. So far all she has been doing is trying to get inside Samantha Ronson’s muff and failing at fashion shows. Nothing new here. I just think Michael Lohan wants to be heard from again. Now that he lost his little buddy Jon Gosselin he knows that soon he will fade away into obscurity and he does not want that to happen.

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Links high on life

Tila Tequila will be dead in 2 weeks. Yes!- IDLYITW

Lady GaGa before the GaGa- Geno’s World

A Backstreet Boy has the swine flu- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Jessica Biel is a hardass. But we already knew that.- I Don’t Want Your Life

Simon Cowell knows how to get drunk party- yeeeah

David Letterman continues to give players a bad name- notorious news

Aubrey O’Day is photogenic- IDLYITW

OK I expected when I got on the computer this morning there would be some weird shit to report on today but I wasn’t expecting a WTF double take moment like this. Pictured above is Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan. What do they have in common? Nothing! Other than they both like whoring their offspring for press. In that respect, they have a great many things in common.

Jon Gosselin who seems to be living his life like it is a permanent vacation went to the Hamptons with his latest bitch who happens to be a writer for Star magazine. Talk about a star fucker. Lol. Get it? Star fucker? Get it? Anyhoo, they went to the Hamptons together and Jon probably got a Whoring 101 class from Michael and at the end of the day had a 3 way. Or a 4 way. I don’t know does Michael still attract women? At the end of the article according to People Jon is not only dating Kate Major, the Star reporter but is also dating Hailey Glassman. Playa in the house!

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You have to hand it to Michael Lohan. For being a nobody, he certainly is somebody. He went to his blog MikeLohanOnline.com and started bitching about his own daughters struggle with her weight. Which isn’t much of a struggle in the first place. She is skinny, she is hot, all good. He basically took this opportunity to bitch about Samantha Ronson which he refers to as SaMANtha. Pretty funny. In his blog he calls upon the world to intervene in Lindsay’s life.

He says, ” I am asking everyone out there to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly,  save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted you lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.” What a douche. This guy is just nipping at his 15 minutes of fame and doesn’t want to let go. LiLo and SamRo are happy, or at least sort of, and I don’t really care if they split or not. So again, Michael Lohan= fail and LiLo= hot. Just had to summarize. I am sure if Michael is truly pissed off he can let some of that anger out during his next work out session. Then we can get another one of those fish net shirt pictures again. Wouldn’t you like that ladies? I didn’t think so.

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Links that could care less about their daughter

The City recap- IBBB

Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends are pot heads- Drunken Stepfather

Joaquin Phoenix is joking about becoming a rapper- Celeb News Wire

Paris Hilton and Lady GaGa whore it up at Punk- Holy Moly

Avril Lavigne has lost her fashion sense- Allie Is Wired

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Ashley Tisdale still looking hot- I Don’t Want Your Life

Tony Romo cheated on Jessica Simpson- popbytes

Extreme Movie: Funny or flop? – Geno’s World

Baby #2 for TomKat? notorious news

Fergie goes lesbian on stage- yeeeah

Most people get mp3 players or socks for Christmas. But this year Lindsay Lohan got a new sister. It has been revealed that her father had another child after Ali and it was with another woman. Lohan took her beef to her Myspace blog, “ My father just let my father and [me] know, amongst other [things] that he had another child after my little sister Aliana.”It seems that Lohan talks a lot on Myspace but it has been that way for months.

No word yet on rather or not they are gonna whore this daughter out like Michael did with Lindsay or Dina did with Ali. I am sure the white Oprah has a lot ot say about this but she is too busy pimping out Ali on reality television to pay any attention to what Michael has to say. In the Myspace post she also likens herself to Britney Spears. She mentions that Spears was basically down in the dumps and had a major comeback and she feels that she can do the same thing. I have a sure fire way for Lohan to pick things up in her life. Release a sex tape. It will get her tons of publicity and she can then live her life without those “icky boys” hitting on her because they will have already seen all that has to be seen. Consider it Lindsay. It is just good business sense.

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Lindsay Lohan reportedly has a bastard half sister belonging to her father and another woman. Bastard may seem strong, but that’s the terminology. Like how a female dog is a bitch. And so is your whore girlfriend. Like that.

Linds’ father, Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! that, while married — but at the time separated — to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy.
In a statement to OK!, Michael says, “Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.” (OK)

But Michael Lohan is doing the right thing and providing support for his illegitimate child right? ‘Course not!

Michael’s secret daughter has had many conversations with her dad, the girl’s mother tells OK!. He even called her for her 13th birthday on June 12. But he has never visited her or provided financial support.

And why should he? It’s not his fault the woman got pregnant. All he did was fuck her, leave it in and never call. Maybe that daughter needs start thinking about a job in showbiz. Those cocks aren’t going to suck themselves.