Posts tagged Michael Jackson
Want to go to Michael Jackson’s Funeral? It’ll Cost Ya
Jul 2nd
Michael Jackson’s funeral is going to be at the Staples center in California and it will be July 7th from 10 A.M. PST to noon. A lot of people out there feel very connected with MJ and some of them feel the need to attend the funeral and pay their respects. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if people from around the world fly to America to see the funeral.
There is one catch though, if you are not immediate friends or family, it’ll cost you $25 to get in. Pretty cheap if you ask me, but I am just curious where that money will go. I mean that is like… over $100,000. But you do get some free swag. By that I mean you get a t shirt from his latest “This Is It” tour that he was scheduled to kick off in Europe. I am not in the area so I will not be going but I am sure all seats will be filled and many pictures will be taken and posted onto the net. Of course no one is really digging too deep into the death of Michael Jackson until the autopsy results are released. Even in death, he’s still got it.
Links that will let you view them for free
Over weight, under weight, I would still bang Jessica Simpson- IDLYITW
Hayden Panettiere is still teasing us- Geno’s World
Courtney Love needs to gain weight, still ugly- popbytes
Asteroids is being made into a movie- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Maria Del Alamo in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan in a see through shirt- yeeeah
Bar Refaeli is nude but not showing anything- IDLYITW
Jon & Kate Gosselin aren’t so popular anymore- notorious news
Michael Jackson likes the drugs- Celeb News Wire
Zac Efron is cheating on Vanessa Anne Hudgens with Megan Fox. Can you really blame him? – Allie Is Wired
Britney Spears brunette boating- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Denise Richards in a bikini- I Don’t Want Your Life
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
LiLo is not engaged. But she wants you to think she is. – Amy Grindhouse
Lady GaGa shows off her bod- Holy Moly
Michael Jackson’s Will was Released
Jul 1st
Finally the will of Michael Jackson who died last Thursday was released to the public. Or it leaked to the public. Something happened but now we have the juicy details. He leaves his three children to his mother Katherine and leaves his dad absolutely nothing. The will itself apparently has a few years on it, possibly not updated since 2003, because it leaves his accountant as a co-executor, whatever the fuck that is, but he resigned in 2003.
He also said that if he dies and his mother is already dead to leave the kids with Diana Ross. Now that is a name I didn’t expect to see in the news anytime soon. No one knows yet how much Michael Jackson’s estate is worth if anything. I am sure after they fix up Neverland Ranch and if, IF, they bury him there, then it willbe a lot like Graceland and fetch millions of dollars a year.
Michael Jackson was in Bad Shape
Jun 29th
The autopsy report on Michael Jackson has been released to the press, or at least The New York Post and the results are horrifying. They are reporting that during the autopsy they found out that Michael was completely bald and had been wearing a wig for some time. Also they found out that he had nothing in his stomach whatsoever except for a few slightly dissolved pills.
Also he had multiple scars all over his body from plastic surgery. Also needle marks all over his body from injections of what people are speculating were painkillers. On top of all that, he weighed only a mere 112 pounds at the time of his death. This was not the condition of someone who was ready to go on a 50 date tour in Europe. The sad thing is, his ego was so big, he was such an icon, he probably thought he was “too big” to go to rehab. Though a lengthy stint at a rehab facility would have done him a world of good. Very unfortunate.
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Update: It is now being reported by TMZ that the results from Michael Jackson’s autopsy that was originally posted by The Sun is in fact a fake and that the actual autopsy results have not been released to the public yet. Yea, I know, I find this annoying too. But the good news is, maybe Michael wasn’t in such terrible shape at the time of his passing.
Links that are very fortunate
Lindsay Lohan is hard at work- IDLYITW
Preview of FHM’s hottest women issue- Geno’s World
The elephant in the room- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Michael Jackson is on the cover of Time magazine- popbytes
Janet Jackson talks about Michael at the BET awards- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Britney Spears is brunette, engaged- yeeeah
Kendra Wilkinson is married- IDLYITW
Michael jackson’s mother has filed for guardianship- notorious news
More on Michael Jackson- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lily Allen is…blonde?- I Don’t Want Your Life
Jessica Simpson has a thick boy neck. Complete with adams apple- Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears’Â Twitter got hacked- Amy Grindhouse
Heidi Montag has a new song out- Allie Is Wired
Michael Jackson R.I.P.
Jun 26th
Very sad news coming out of L.A. yesterday and today. Yesterday afternoon Michael Jackson, American icon and king of pop passed away from cardiac arrest. The autopsy will be done today but the toxicology reports are being reported to come out as late as two weeks from now. Some are suspecting an overdose of morphine or demerol and at the current time, the doctor who lived with MJ can not be found. The cops are searching high and low for the doc as he might have some info the police may want and they towed the doctors car away early this morning.
Michael meant a lot to me in life as a whole. I made fun of him a lot in the past and when the air clears I will probably make fun of him in the future. But as a kid I can not remember how many times I popped in the “Making of Thriller” video and learned all the dance moves and talked about how cool MJ was during my kindergarten classes. I am hoping his death was natural and painless and that no foul play is involved but we will not know for sure until the autopsy comes back.
It was announced on MSNBC last night that the coroner’s office in L.A. , where Michael is now, will not make a formal statement regarding the results of the autopsy, meaning we will probably have to rely on a site like TMZ.com to get the final results. R.I.P.
Links: Michael Jackson edition
Michael Jackson’s doctor is missing- IDLYITW
Randy jackson reacts to Michael Jackson death- Geno’s World
LiLo mourns Michael Jackson- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Michael Jackson’s star on Hollywood Blvd.- popbytes
Bruno does something nice for Michael Jackson- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
R.I.P. motherfucker- Drunken Stepfather
More on possible painkiller addiction for MJ- yeeeah
Let’s try to keep this death light-hearted- IDLYITW
Michael Jackson, foul play involved with his death? – notorious news
MJ’s 3 kids will stay with family- Amy Grindhouse
Photo of Michael Jackson trying to be resuscitated- I Don’t Want Your Life
Madonna is upset about MJ dying- Celeb News Wire
Last photos of Michael Jackson performing- Allie Is Wired





