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Most people who keep track of the news are waiting on the edge of their seats waiting for the toxicology reports to come back for Michael Jackson. The results are not out yet, but in the meantime I am watching the custody fight for MJ’s kids. Well, the once was, custody fight. Debbie Rowe who birthed Prince Michael and Paris Jackson has relinquished her custody fight in exchange for $4 million.

The best part is, she has done this three times so far. Making her the top of the heap ULTIMATE gold digger. Congrats Debbie. She gave up custody rights to her kids for $4 million and 5 annual payments of $900,000 the first time and then the second time around demanded $4 million and another $900,000. This time she simply asked for $4 million which the Jackson family stupidly paid. I swear if the Jackson family didn’t have all those zeros in their bank account they would be like children lost in the woods. You would hand them a food stamps card and tell them what it does and they would probably just eat the card. Again, congrats Debbie, you go to the top of my gild digger list which was formerly topped by Kevin Federline and he will step down and take the #2 spot. You have a true talent.

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LaToya Jackson is probably one of the biggest d-listers out there. Meaning she is at the bottom of the barrel. Therefore it is not surprising that she decided to capitalize on her 15 minutes of fame by doing an interview with News of the World saying she is positive that MJ was murdered.

In the interview she talks about how MJ was cleaning up his life and had just completed a detox program before going on his 50 date London tour blah,blah. I suggest that no one listen to LaToya because she will say just about anything to make headlines. Even by going public and telling the world that she suspects MJ was murdered, the best she could do was get a NOTW headline that was all but ignored. At the end of the day, MJ probably wasn’t murdered and no one will know what the fuck happened until the toxicology report comes in.

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Links that make a killing

Jon Gosselin has poor taste in women- IDLYITW

Aziz Ansari proves that he can be funny too- Allie IsWired

Kim Kardashian is in leather- Drunken Stepfather

Megan Fox drinks to forget- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Lady GaGa gets weirder every day- IDLYITW

During the 80’s Corey Feldman was pretty good friends with Michael Jackson. I am sure they took turns giving hand jobs to bubbles and he showed his admiration for the singer by dressing up like him. And not just in the 80’s either but at the MJ memorial service as well. When I saw this I instantly thought of the super cheesy 80’s movie Dream a Little Dream and how he looked like such a loser int hat outfit.

Now that Corey can’t get any work except for that bullshit reality series on AE called The Two Coreys, I am assuming he will do just about anything to get even the smallest piece of media attention. He said on multiple occasions both before and after the funeral exactly how mich MJ meant to him and how depressed he was. I love how UsMagazine.com reports terrible and depressing stories and then cheerily invites you to Twitter and Facebook. LOL.

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Links that used to tight roll their jeans

Emma Watson flashes her panties. Woo Hoo! – IDLYITW

Michael Jackson memorial photos- Allie Is Wired

Ashlee Simpson is still alive- Drunken Stepfather

Highlights from the Michael Jackson memorial- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor