Usually when parents decide to exploit their kids, they do a very good job at it. Just look at Jon & Kate Plus 8. However, when the kids are being exploited by a grand parent or an aunt, it doesn’t really have the same effect. Because it doesn’t matter to the distant relative because at the end of the day all the mommy and daddy issues befalls tot hat of the parent.

In this case, the parent is dead now. A & E is going to start a show this December called The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty which will have multiple members of the Jackson family, including the kids, openly talking about losing a brother/son/father. I am sure in remembrance of Michael Jackson the show will get killer ratings but I doubt it will last into a second season. Also there is the whole “kids exploiting” thing.

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A lot of people up until now think that Michael Jackson died of an accidental suicide. But that is impossible because he was not qualified to administer propofol, the drug that killed him, intravenously. Instead the L.A. county coroner has ruled Michael Jackson’s death a homicide and Dr. Conrad Murray is going to be charged with manslaughter.

Considering that propofol was designed to be used only a few time in a lifetime for people going under the knife for surgery, I am not surprised that MJ died of it after using it EVERY NIGHT for 6 weeks. No word yet on when he will be buried but I can almost guarantee that shit is starting to smell.  I hope this doctor isn’t treated like a celebrity and he actually gets a fair amount of time behind bars because I know a lot of MJ’s fans are still mourning and they need closure.

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According to E! news the results for the second autopsy of Michael Jackson has arrived. As soon as they go public the world will know what most likely killed Michael Jackson. I dont’ see what all the pussy footing around the results are about. Does the family think they can actually keep it private? Cause they can’t. The results show a possibly lethal doe of Propofol, a powerful anesthetic that can only be administered via IV and can only be used in hospitals because of its potent effects.

Not only was a huge dose of Propofol in Jackson’s system at the time of his death but both autopsy reports showed many needle marks all over Jackson’s body. And now, and only now, are the DA considering to add Propfol to the list of drugs illegally obtained by doctors in the Jackson case. Even if it was Propofol that killed MJ, it isn’t like every teenage kid across the country could find a local pill popper who has some in his stash. MJ was unique. Even his drugs were unique. Sha-more!

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Links that are being cremated

Lisa Rinna is subtle- IDLYITW

Jon Gosselin’s new slut speaks out- Geno’s World

Pregnant Kendra Wilkinson shows off her bikini body- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Avril Lavigne looks hot when she is not trying to be a fashion icon- I Don’t Want Your Life

Chris Brown is sorry. But he really isn’t. – yeeeah

Katherine Heigl is grateful- IDLYITW

Most people who keep track of the news are waiting on the edge of their seats waiting for the toxicology reports to come back for Michael Jackson. The results are not out yet, but in the meantime I am watching the custody fight for MJ’s kids. Well, the once was, custody fight. Debbie Rowe who birthed Prince Michael and Paris Jackson has relinquished her custody fight in exchange for $4 million.

The best part is, she has done this three times so far. Making her the top of the heap ULTIMATE gold digger. Congrats Debbie. She gave up custody rights to her kids for $4 million and 5 annual payments of $900,000 the first time and then the second time around demanded $4 million and another $900,000. This time she simply asked for $4 million which the Jackson family stupidly paid. I swear if the Jackson family didn’t have all those zeros in their bank account they would be like children lost in the woods. You would hand them a food stamps card and tell them what it does and they would probably just eat the card. Again, congrats Debbie, you go to the top of my gild digger list which was formerly topped by Kevin Federline and he will step down and take the #2 spot. You have a true talent.

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LaToya Jackson is probably one of the biggest d-listers out there. Meaning she is at the bottom of the barrel. Therefore it is not surprising that she decided to capitalize on her 15 minutes of fame by doing an interview with News of the World saying she is positive that MJ was murdered.

In the interview she talks about how MJ was cleaning up his life and had just completed a detox program before going on his 50 date London tour blah,blah. I suggest that no one listen to LaToya because she will say just about anything to make headlines. Even by going public and telling the world that she suspects MJ was murdered, the best she could do was get a NOTW headline that was all but ignored. At the end of the day, MJ probably wasn’t murdered and no one will know what the fuck happened until the toxicology report comes in.

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Links that make a killing

Jon Gosselin has poor taste in women- IDLYITW

Aziz Ansari proves that he can be funny too- Allie IsWired

Kim Kardashian is in leather- Drunken Stepfather

Megan Fox drinks to forget- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Lady GaGa gets weirder every day- IDLYITW

During the 80’s Corey Feldman was pretty good friends with Michael Jackson. I am sure they took turns giving hand jobs to bubbles and he showed his admiration for the singer by dressing up like him. And not just in the 80’s either but at the MJ memorial service as well. When I saw this I instantly thought of the super cheesy 80’s movie Dream a Little Dream and how he looked like such a loser int hat outfit.

Now that Corey can’t get any work except for that bullshit reality series on AE called The Two Coreys, I am assuming he will do just about anything to get even the smallest piece of media attention. He said on multiple occasions both before and after the funeral exactly how mich MJ meant to him and how depressed he was. I love how UsMagazine.com reports terrible and depressing stories and then cheerily invites you to Twitter and Facebook. LOL.

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Links that used to tight roll their jeans

Emma Watson flashes her panties. Woo Hoo! – IDLYITW

Michael Jackson memorial photos- Allie Is Wired

Ashlee Simpson is still alive- Drunken Stepfather

Highlights from the Michael Jackson memorial- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

There is going to be a memorial service for the King of Pop Michael Jackson this Tuesday as I am sure you have heard. AEG Live who owns the Staple Center decided to give away tickets to the memorial service instead of selling them. Over 1.6 million people registered but only 8,750 actually got tickets. Some people are selling their tickets for a healthy profit on eBay and others are thrilled to receive this gift and are going to the memorial themselves.

I work part time at the Staples Center so while everyone else is mourning and crying, I will be the guy in the stands saying “hot dogs, cotton candy, get your cold beer here”. Sure I will do a bit of crying tomorrow. I always cry when I don’t make over $40 in tips.

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Michael Jackson’s funeral is going to be at the Staples center in California and it will be July 7th from 10 A.M. PST to noon. A lot of people out there feel very connected with MJ and some of them feel the need to attend the funeral and pay their respects. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if people from around the world fly to America to see the funeral.

There is one catch though, if you are not immediate friends or family, it’ll cost you $25 to get in. Pretty cheap if you ask me, but I am just curious where that money will go. I mean that is like… over $100,000. But you do get some free swag. By that I mean you get a t shirt from his latest “This Is It” tour that he was scheduled to kick off in Europe. I am not in the area so I will not be going but I am sure all seats will be filled and many pictures will be taken and posted onto the net. Of course no one is really digging too deep into the death of Michael Jackson until the autopsy results are released. Even in death, he’s still got it.

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Links that will let you view them for free

Over weight, under weight, I would still bang Jessica Simpson- IDLYITW

Hayden Panettiere is still teasing us- Geno’s World

Courtney Love needs to gain weight, still ugly- popbytes

Asteroids is being made into a movie- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Maria Del Alamo in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

Lindsay Lohan in a see through shirt- yeeeah

Bar Refaeli is nude but not showing anything- IDLYITW

Jon & Kate Gosselin aren’t so popular anymore- notorious news

Michael Jackson likes the drugs- Celeb News Wire

Zac Efron is cheating on Vanessa Anne Hudgens with Megan Fox. Can you really blame him? – Allie Is Wired

Britney Spears brunette boating- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Denise Richards in a bikini- I Don’t Want Your Life

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

LiLo is not engaged. But she wants you to think she is. – Amy Grindhouse

Lady GaGa shows off her bod- Holy Moly

Finally the will of Michael Jackson who died last Thursday was released to the public. Or it leaked to the public. Something happened but now we have the juicy details. He leaves his three children to his mother Katherine and leaves his dad absolutely nothing. The will itself apparently has a few years on it, possibly not updated since 2003, because it leaves his accountant as a co-executor, whatever the fuck that is, but he resigned in 2003.

He also said that if he dies and his mother is already dead to leave the kids with Diana Ross. Now that is a name I didn’t expect to see in the news anytime soon. No one knows yet how much Michael Jackson’s estate is worth if anything. I am sure after they fix up Neverland Ranch and if, IF, they bury him there, then it willbe a lot like Graceland and fetch millions of dollars a year.

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The autopsy report on Michael Jackson has been released to the press, or at least The New York Post and the results are horrifying. They are reporting that during the autopsy they found out that Michael was completely bald and had been wearing a wig for some time. Also they found out that he had nothing in his stomach whatsoever except for a few slightly dissolved pills.

Also he had multiple scars all over his body from plastic surgery. Also needle marks all over his body from injections of what people are speculating were painkillers. On top of all that, he weighed only a mere 112 pounds at the time of his death. This was not the condition of someone who was ready to go on a 50 date tour in Europe. The sad thing is, his ego was so big, he was such an icon, he probably thought he was “too big” to go to rehab. Though a lengthy stint at a rehab facility would have done him a world of good. Very unfortunate.

Update: It is now being reported by TMZ that the results from Michael Jackson’s autopsy that was originally posted by The Sun is in fact a fake and that the actual autopsy results have not been released to the public yet. Yea, I know, I find this annoying too. But the good news is, maybe Michael wasn’t in such terrible shape at the time of his passing.

Links that are very fortunate

Lindsay Lohan is hard at work- IDLYITW

Preview of FHM’s hottest women issue- Geno’s World

The elephant in the room- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Michael Jackson is on the cover of Time magazine- popbytes

Janet Jackson talks about Michael at the BET awards- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Britney Spears is brunette, engaged- yeeeah

Kendra Wilkinson is married- IDLYITW

Michael jackson’s mother has filed for guardianship- notorious news

More on Michael Jackson- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Lily Allen is…blonde?- I Don’t Want Your Life

Jessica Simpson has a thick boy neck. Complete with adams apple- Drunken Stepfather

Britney Spears’  Twitter got hacked- Amy Grindhouse

Heidi Montag has a new song out- Allie Is Wired