Posts tagged Megan Fox
What A Hag
Aug 27th
What’s all the fuss about Megan Fox? I guess she’s alright, if you like that type -tall, thin, beautiful face, nice rack, amazing legs, perfect hair- but she’s not all that. I mean, look at her here with sweat pants on and no make up. Guh. I mean I guess I’d hit it. But it’d be a mercy fuck. Stars are people too!
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Not His Fault
Jul 30th
Police are now saying that actor Shia LeBeouf, while intoxicated, did not cause the accident a few nights ago that flipped his vehicle slightly injuring him and Transformers 2 co-star Isabel Lucas.
Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver, who has not been identified, ran the light and will also be cited. LaBeouf was booked for a misdemeanor DUI and underwent surgery for injuries to his left hand.
“He was not at fault,” Whitmore said of the “Transformers” actor.
LaBeouf’s pickup truck collided with another vehicle at 3 a.m. Sunday in West Hollywood. Lucas and the driver of the other vehicle were not seriously injured. (Yahoo)
Isabel Lucas is the 23 year old Aussie hottie that is starring in the Transformers sequel (not to be confused with Aussie hottie Rachel Taylor who starred in the first Transformers movie). Isabel Lucas is reportedly dating entourage’s Adrian Grenier, but she was out late drinking with Shia “Where’s The” LeBoeuf. Shia was also seen kissing Megan Fox backstage at the MTV Movie Awards, which makes him my personal hero (taking the place of Jesus). Is Shia sleeping with your girlfriend? I’d say it’s probably a likelihood. Not your mom though. She’s kind of ragged out since I broke up with her.
Megan Fox Is An All-Star
Jul 18th
This is Megan Fox wearing a Star Wars T-shirt to the Fox All Star Party. Which I assumed was about baseball, but they might have just thrown the party to get Megan Fox to show up in this shirt. I think it goes without saying that Megan Fox is the hottest chick in the universe, but I’m skeptical about the t-shirt. Lots of girls these days are wearing vintage tees like Mr. T: I pity the fool, or Knight Rider: KITT, or Magnum PI, TC – the only black guy in Hawaii, etc but rarely do they have a clue as to what it really means. [ed note: I once asked a girl at USC if she knew who the guy on her t-shirt (Che Guevarra) was and she said, "Doesn't he write for that website?" Yes, honey. Yes, he sure does.] If Megan Fox is really Star Wars fan then I think my penis just exploded and I hear wedding bells.
Awesome Kittycat.
Jun 3rd
This is Megan Fox receiving some sort of award at the MTV Movie Awards this week. Getting an MTV Movie Award is kinda like getting an Oscar. Except here instead of a prestigious committee of peers and industry experts this award is determined by teenage girls on MySpace. LOL. OMG. ROFL. Congratulations world. You failed.
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