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This is Megan Fox receiving some sort of award at the MTV Movie Awards this week. Getting an MTV Movie Award is kinda like getting an Oscar. Except here instead of a prestigious committee of peers and industry experts this award is determined by teenage girls on MySpace.  LOL. OMG. ROFL. Congratulations world. You failed.

Unsexy technical update: We’re having some issues with our server which is why the updates have been light. Nothing a good ass whippin’ won’t cure. Stay tuned.

UGH. On the road today and couldn’t do shit. Auto link post posted and fucking rotted in the sun all GD day. My bad. I’ll make it up to you tomorrow. With cake.

• Megan Fox Nude, Mostly
• Lindsay Lohan Dropped — AGAIN at Yeeeah!
• Kristen Bell and Nutsack McMillerbreath
• Is Brit Brit a bit pregnant? You decide! |
• Stacy Keibler @ “Dancing With The Stars” 100th Show | The Bastardly
• Sienna Guillory is MAGIC
• Sweaty Garbage Bag Of Cottage Cheese
• It’s Not Easy Being on the Leading-Edge of Fashion | Candy Kirby
• The Worlds Funniest Women on Maxim.com
• Nicole Scherzinger needs to cover her junk

• Megan Fox Is Sexier Than Everybody
• Just What the World Needs: Bikini Jeans
• Millionaire Amy Winehouse Questioned By Police at Yeeeah!
• Empire State Building to be lit up in pastels in honor of Mariah Carey
• Ashlee Simpson Does June, 2008 Shape Magazine | The Bastardly

I’d like to try to take the mature, high road here and not mention how aptly titled this Italian mag. with Megan Fox on their February cover is . . . but I’m immature so whatever. “Jack” magazine has Megan Fox on its cover and in its pages . . . yep, definitely an appropriate mag. title. Anyway, it’d be great if I could read the Italian language because maybe I could find out if she was still engaged to douchey David Silver Brian Austin Green, but since I can’t I guess I’ll just have to stare at Megan’s body. Hey, hot is hot in any language!