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Rumors are spreading around Hollywood and elsewhere that Mary-Kate Olsen is pregnant. It is funny how people can accuse a celebrity of being pregnant and in the same breath not being able to admit who her boyfriend is. I personally will jump on the bandwagon and say yes, she is pregnant. The reason for this is because she is now weighing in at a whopping 120 lbs. Which is a lot for a girl who has the body of a 14 year old.

This is a girl who was once anorexic and had a drug problem or some shit and went to rehab I think. I would need to see the boyfriend to make any predictions on what the kid would look like but I am sure it is one of those creatures you see on Conan O’Brians If They Mated. So far the only probable characteristics I can predict for this spawn is a tiny troll like gymnast size body and giant lips that look like they have been under the knife a few times despite denouncing multiple rumors. Oh and one other thing that is sure about this possible baby is the first words will more than likely be “no way dude” or “how rude!”

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