Posts tagged Mary Kate Olsen
Mary-Kate Olsen Is Back On The Market
Feb 24th
Maybe I am out of the loop or maybe I do not care about the Olsen twins but I had no idea that Mary-Kate Olsen was even dating anyone and now today I see that she split from her boyfriend Nate Lowman. I can’t seem to find any pics of him on the net but I am curious to know if he was a little troll gulag like Mary-Kate.
So anyway, I guess this is good news. At least good news for people that have midget fetishes and are turned on my bad acting. Don’t get me wrong. I would still tap Mary-Kate’s ass but only so I could brag to people that I did Mary-Kate Olsen. I probably wouldn’t draw any sexual pleasure from it unless she was wearing REALLY high heels. Yes. I think that would do the trick.
Spencer Pratt is Dirty Douche Water
Jul 2nd
Why is this guy famous? What does he do? Spencer Pratt rattles on about how he’s a “businessman”, but he’s no more than a self-righteous sanctimonious dick who gets everything he wants and treats everyone like shit. Therefore I think it is essential that multiple people kick his ass. The cool thing about rich kids is that a dude that pumps gas can still beat their sissy ass into a bloody, toothless mess. And no matter how many lawyers daddy hires and how much jail time someone gets for it, you still got your ass pounded and that shit stings.
I’m not inciting violence or threatening, so much as I’m just appealing to your sense of duty to human race. Do the right thing. Rocks are your friends. Here’s Spencer rolling back his foreskin and showing us his dick.
Pratt, 24, fired off a tersely-written statement to Usmagazine.com after [Mary Kate] Olsen, 22, told David Letterman The Hills star used to throw temper tantrums during their high school soccer games.”I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff,” Pratt tells Us exclusively.”I know Dave was just doing his job in asking her,” he went on. “He’s the best in the game at that.” (US)
I love it when spoiled rich kids fight. It makes me forget about all the other cruel shit in world so I can focus my attention on brats who never had a day of strife in their life. Then I remember that they suck and also that Wal-Mart sells automatic rifle shells. You know what would be a cool super hero? The Malibu Punisher.
Here’s Heidi Montag, Pratt’s business partner in the final days before she gives up and becomes a porn star. Jesus loves her too!
