Mariah Carey talked to the press passively the other day and people think that since she has a certain curvy figure as of late, that she might be pregnant. If Mariah wasn’t pregnant she would crush the pregnancy rumors right away cause she is not really an attention whore who does anything for the spotlight.

But then again, if she ispregnant she is being kind of koy so maybe she is an attention whore. She was asked what all is going on and she said she had plans coming up and “But there’s also something else very special on the way. I can’t say any more.” Maybe that special something is a trip to the liposuction clinic cause I know that tiny penis of Nick Canon does not have the power to impregnate a girl. Has that dude even hit puberty yet?

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Nick Cannon was at the Renaissance Hotel looking for sweet treats for Valentines day that he could share with his partner Mariah Carey the other day. That statement is true except for the whole “share” thing. He will spend hundreds on sweet and when he walks in the door Mariah will tackle him like an MVP line backer.

If he thinks candy will get him pussy then he seriously needs to rethink his strategy on love. Mariah will bog down that shit like it is diabetic meds after a coma. And I am sure she has had a couple of those in her life before. Anything to keep her off the stage and preventing a stage collapse makes me feel safer though. See? Nick Cannon is saving the world one sweet tart at a time!

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Slow day Folks. Mariah Carey looks like she’s been hitting the gym and eating right because she looks awesome in these swimsuit pics from Capri. That or she’s back on the coke. Pic 2 shows Mariah Carey’s grainy nipple off the coast of the beautiful island of Capri where I think it’s the law that you have be semi nude. Her nipple is not grainy, just the photo of her nipple, which looks like it was taken using the Hubble Telescope. Science in action!

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I’ve always heard that Mariah Carey was a huge bitch, but judging from this VIBE photo shoot she’s a very fit bitch with a huge rack. Mariah Carey seems like the type that would leave you holding her purse while she danced with other dudes in a club. But you would take it because later, if you were lucky, she’d let you jack off to her when she fell asleep. You stud, you.

(photos via VIBE)