Posts tagged Madonna
Madonna Nude Sells For $37,500
Feb 13th
Yuk! I am trying to hold down my puke as I write this. Recently Madonna auctioned off a nude picture of herself which I think was taken before she launched her music career. I won’t torture you by posting the pic here. But there is one word to describe them. Hairy. And for that matter I won’t be posting any recent pictures of Madonna either. Anytime you can avoid seeing her and her witch arms is a bonus.
So who is the perv that actually bought this photo? Well he’s anonymous of course. The dude didn’t even show up to the auction. He phoned it in. To give you an idea of how old Madonna is, she was over 18 in 1979 and only got $25 for the photo shoot in question. What a rip off. It wouldn’t surprise me to hear that she went down to the street and offered a blow job to some John on the street corner for $30. Come on. You know she did it at least once. Playboy was so desperate for celebrity nudity that they actually posted the set of photos in a 1985 issue. This is just too much for me. I am going to toss my breakfast in my toilet bowl.
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Brit, J.T. and Madge To Perform Together
Nov 6th
Well it is gonna be a blowout tonight at Dodger Stadium. We all remember Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera performing on stage and kissing Madonna at the MTV Music Awards or whatever the fuck that was. Now Brit Brit, J.T. and Madge will be raising the roof tonight. No word yet on weather or not there will be lesbian kissing but a guy can hope can’t he?
This thing is gonna go up in flames. Sometimes pop musicians try to out do themselves and end up in the long run just looking like idiots. Ryan Gaycrest had this to say, ” If Britney and Justin end up on that stage with her… I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything quite like that before.” This is a guy who hosts American Idol and sees 10 killer performances a night by some of the most talented kids in the country and now he is saying that Brit, J.T. and Madge is gonna be something he has never seen before? How shallow is this motherfucker?
I am sure after the concert was announced Gaycrest jumped up and down with his limp wrists flapping in the wind and he peed in his pants a little bit.
