Posts tagged Lisa Rinna
Lisa Rinna Is Fake
May 19th
Lisa Rinna thinks she is hot shit right now because she did a spread in Playboy. That is one issue I wish I didn’t have a subscription for. Don’t get me wrong, the pubes were very neatly trimmed and rivaled that of Carmen Electra’s. But the fact that she is like 60 years old kind of turns me off. I just can’t go down on old pussy. Anyway, she told People magazine that she had the other set of lips on her body injected with silicone.
She says, ” This is the first time I have told what I have done to my lips. I had silicone put in my top lip, not my bottom lip. I was gullible enough to go and do it.” She goes on to say that eventually the silicone hardened and she got some other shit injected into her lip blah,blah. The point is, if she wants men to lust over her body, she needs to hang out at the beach topless. The paparazzi will be there. We will get our fix. I just personally never wanna see Rinna without pants on ever again. But I wouldn’t mind getting a piece of that rack.
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Puke Alert: Lisa Rinna To Go Nude
Feb 26th
Rumors are circulating and I do not know if it has been confirmed or not yet but it seems that Lisa Rinna thinks she is hot enough to be in Playboy. I truly hope these are just rumors and that they are false because I don’t think I could sit down with my regular monthly issue and handle seeing this lady without any clothes on. I usually look forward to seeing chicks in the bare in my precious magazine, but this one would make me toss my cookies.
Kate Somerville recently had a skin care launch party and Lisa Rinna was the host, or a host, and she said, ” I am more comfortable being nude than hosting an event like this.” Stop thinking about yourself you selfish bitch! Think about the eyes of the many 18+ men who view magazines on a monthly basis and rely on Hugh Hefner to not put a woman in the pages that would make their boner shrink to the size of a peanut. If Playboy shows pictures of Lisa Rinna nude, I will boycott and stop reading…stop looking at…stop subscribing too… oh fuck it I will still look at Playboy on a regular basis but I will write a very angry letter to the editors there.
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Links that don’t need skin care to look great
Kelly Clarkson. Less gross- IDLYITW
Holly Madison is back on the market- Celeb News Wire
American Idol: Lukewarm mess- Allie Is Wired
Bono is becoming an attention whore- Holy Moly
Vanessa Anne Hudgens shows off some leg- Drunken Stepfather
Meet Demi Lovato: your new jailbait queen- I Don’t Want Your Life
Danneel Harris isn’t octomom- IDLYITW
Eva Longoria shows off her ass in tight jeans- yeeeah
Awww Katie Holmes is crying- popbytes
George Clooney will be on E.R. on March 12- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Blind boxer pummels his blindfolded opponents- Geno’s World
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Teri Hatcher: a secret lesbo?- notorious news
