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So the auto linker is down, my server is bloated like a tick on a hound dog and I can’t post for shit with this bullshit wireless connection. The good news is Marisa Miller continues to be hot in lingerie. So break out the SPF 1000, ’cause I’m going to the beach folks. If you see a guy with a farmer tan, black knee socks and sweater of chest hair…look to the right. See that handsome blogger? That’s me ladies. If you need me, you’ll find me under a pile jello stained dixie cups next to the strippers from The Suck-Bang-Blow club. Harley chicks rule.

• IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Jennifer Aniston is a Bitch
• The Girls Next Door Are Not So Happy Ever After!
• Nice Gut | Celebrity Smack!
• Gisele Covers ‘GQ’ July 2008 | Bumpshack.com

Um. I am not touching this one. Full story here.

• Monica Bellucci – Cannes Film Festival PhotocallQ
• Get Ready for SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE!
• Denise Richards Wants Charlie Sheen’s Sperm, Money
• Rose McGowan @ amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS Event | The Bastardly
• Shania Twain Dumped For Ugly Chick at Yeeeah!
• Miley Cyrus Underwear Strip For Nick Jonas
• Pop Quiz: Jennifer Lopez | Candy Kirby

UPDATE: If you’re looking for Miley Cyrus in her bra or Miley Cyrus Lingerie pics then go here.

This post is not about Miley Cyrus. Although I am mentioning her here because I’d like Google to believe that it is. That’s called SEO folks. Look it up. I need to get more traffic here and it seems like the only posts that get any traction are the ones that cater to the perv’s out there on the internet; which according to PEW research [2007] are 99.9% of internet users who still live in their parents house and have at least one bulletin-board avatar that includes a goth chick with a piercing. So this post is not about Miley Cyrus. Besides, it would be wholly inappropriate to say anything about her nicely developing rack or tight jail bait ass, so I won’t. I’m no perv.

Links that have nothing to do with Miley Cyrus.

• Giselle Bundtcake’s ass in full view. Like a trucker whore. (Drunken stepfather)
• Seren Gibson is naked, and very intelligent. But mostly naked (FM NSFW)
• Miranda Kerr lingerie pics, if you’re into that sort of thing (Jordan)
• Billy Joel making all balding middle aged men proud by banging a younger chick. (Circus hour)
• Isabella Fontana is Italian for sexy cheese (Bastardly)
• The Hills Recaps from south of dee border. Weeeth Pedro. (IBBB)
• Mariah Carey sounds like Pebbles and not the one who who wanted you to ride in her Mercedes boy. (City Rag)

More Miley Achey-Breaky Montana Cyrus.