LiLo and SamRo Split

This has been a long time coming but Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are officially dunzo! That means LiLo is back on the market and more than likely she will not seek out another lesbian partner. Which means we get to go back to the good old days where Lohan was sleeping with every guy that moved and she stayed out all hours of the night partying and being insecure.

This is great news for me, but really just another excuse to post the Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures we saw the other day. Most people bitch and say “she is too skinny” but I would much rather have she is too skinny instead of she is too fat. Now that sh is done”experimenting” with lesbianism, we can all go back to wondering who Lohan will date next. Chace Crawford? Zac Efron? Will she steal George Clooney away from Paris Hilton? More than likely the answers to all of these questions is no. All we can sanely hope for is that she hooks up with a REAL hot hick. A REAL lesbian. One that looks like a girl and fucks like a girl. I think Megan Fox is a perfect candidate. I’ll be watching Lohan. I’ll be watching and I will be horny. I mean waiting, waiting.

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