Posts tagged Lindsay Lohan
The Cops Visited With Lindsay Lohan
Apr 23rd
Michael Lohan seems to be 110% positive that Lindsay Lohan needs help. I have seen the pics of her falling down drunk every night and she is currently on probation from the court saying that she is not supposed to drink or use drugs but the court also is not requiring her to do drug or alcohol tests.
Yesterday Michael Lohan got two sheriff deputies to pay a visit with Lindsay and he accompanied them to her apartment. Strangely, the landlord just handed the keys to Lindsay’s place over to Michael and the cops. The reason they let him go in there was because Lindsay’s little sister Ali was staying with Lindsay at the time and Ali is a minor.
Afterwards, Michael went on TMZ and talked about how Lindsay needs an intervention blah,blah,blah. I am gonna take a unique viewpoint to this situation and say I am gonna team with Michael. As much as I love to see LiLo out clubbing and getting shitfaced, I think she is about one million times hotter when she is sober.
She tends to have this over constipated look on her face these days and I want the old Lindsay back. That’s right bitches. You heard it here first. Team Michael!
Weekend links that are deeply concerned. LOL.
Whore beach- IDLYITW
Kate Gosselin is looking for some new dick- Allie Is Wired
Olivia Munn is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears’ saggy nipple pokies- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Lindsay Lohan is a suspect in a Rolex theft too- Yeeeah
Peaches Geldof out and about in Britain- Holy Moly
Hayden Panettiere cut her hair- Amy Grindhouse
Stephanie Pratt naked for PETA- IBBB
Vanessa Hudgens takes candid pics, keeps clothes on, disappoints- Celeb Jihad
See who was voted off American Idol- Daily Stab
Lindsay Lohan Is In $500k Debt
Apr 19th
It seems that just because you have been in a few hit movies and get paid to go out partying every night in Hollywood doesn’t mean your financial woes in life are over. You see Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done shit since her last movie and she is still spending like she is a millionaire.
According to sources close to the star, she is over $500k in credit card debt and if she doesn’t start making payments she will be sued. I am sure it would be the first time for Lindsay to get sued but this shit could ruin her credit score and get her evicted from the place that she lives. Could we see a homeless Lindsay Lohan sometime in the future? It sure as hell looks possible.
Lindsay Lohan Is Paranoid
Apr 5th
It seems that Lindsay Lohan took to her Twitter account and took a break from badmouthing her dad even though it was Lindsay that didn’t visit her father after he had a heart attack and she calls him a bad person. Anyway, she was basically claiming that the paparazzi are the ones responsible for her wasted faceplant not once but twice outside Hollywood clubs.
She is not entirely delusional here. If I were a member of the paparazzi and lived in Hollywood and my job was to sell pics of the starlet, I would probably do anything I could to make her look like a fool therefore making my pics more valuable. I was totally against the paparazzi doing shit like that back when Paris Hilton was the person to stalk but now that it is Lindsay Lohan being targeted, I say go for it.
Lindsay Lohan Is Broke As A Joke
Apr 2nd
According to TMZ Lindsay Lohan was behind in her rent, more that likely because she has no work, and had to pay a hefty $23k just to catch up. Why she didn’t do the smart thing and just buy a house when she still had millions to blow I do not know. Also, people are calling Dina Lohan an enabler by reassuring people that she is fine.
I like Lindsay as much as the next person but I am not a big fan of people who are basically a paparazzi target and nothing more. That shit is annoying. If she wants to stay on my good side then she really does need to find a job somewhere. Not a magazine shoot and no more trying to harness a constipated, freckled Marilyn Monroe. That shit doesn’t work. I want her to do a movie. Like a real movie. One that you would see, say, in theatres.
