Posts tagged Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Is Going To Play A Porn Star
May 5th
This story has been in the news for over a week now and I do not think it is going to go away until I write something about it. Up until today, it was only rumor that Lindsay Lohan may take Anna Faris’ spot in playing a famous porn star, Linda Lovelace, in a bio about her life.
As of today it is no longer rumor. The producer of the film confirmed it. I am not sure if this is going to be a simple rated R flick or one of those NC-17 films. All I really care about is seeing Lindsay’s tight rump. I already saw her tits and a flash of her vajayjay and I was not very impressed. Of course at the end of the day she will more than likely lose the job just like how she loses all of her film work. The only thing exciting about Lindsay’s life right now is that she might be going to jail.
Lindsay Lohan Might Be Going To Jail
Apr 30th
I like Lindsay Lohan. I like waking up every morning and reading stories about her and her fucked up life. But recently, it has been too fucked up. I am Team Michael and think Lindsay needs to grow the fuck up and listen to his ass and kick booze to the curb once and for all.
I may be getting my wish. Lindsay has violated her probation by not going to the alcohol program assigned to her once every 7 days. Instead, she found a loop hole and the treatment center said they will only inform the court of absences if she didn’t show up for 21 days in a row.
The judge says 7 days and the program says 21 days. But guess what, the judge is a FUCKING JUDGE. Once it comes out that LiLo has not been compliant with the program she will go to jail and I will laugh hysterically. By that time, Michael Lohan and Dina Lohan would have mended fences and LiLo will finally get the intervention that she needs so bad. I will follow up this post if she winds up in the clink.
Weekend links that are out on bail
Chelsea Handler is a porn star- IDLYITW
Was Michael Jackson is a gay relationship?- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Jessica Alba is not a good cook- Allie Is Wired
Brooke Hogan is still alive- Drunken Stepfather
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Christina Aguilera to traumatize son- Yeeeah
Britney Spears has the worst weave in the world- Popbytes
A hot chick does hot stuff- Holy Moly
Halle Berry is back on the market- Amy Grindhouse
Harriet Carter Wednesday- IBBB
Miley Cyrus can not wait to get naked- Celeb Jihad
Kid Rock is gonna host the CMT Awards- Daily Stab
A Family Restraining Order
Apr 27th
Dina Lohan and her children have had enough of Michael Lohan’s shit and now they are all getting a restraining order. According to Michael, during his TMZ interview he said that they have no legal right to get a restraining order but I guess the guy is gonna believe what he wants to believe.
Ali is still young and I seriously doubt she wants to have a restraining order against her dad but she will follow “the grand book of Hollywood” that Lindsay lays out for her so that some day she will be as famous and talentless as her big sister. As for Dina, bitch looks like she got a nose job by the same quack that did Michael Jackson.
Lindsay Lohan Fails, Again
Apr 26th
It seems that Lindsay Lohan can not catch a break. First her dad barges in her apartment where she was trying to get high in peace and then her father goes to TMZ to talk down his own daughter. I personally agree with Michael Lohan 100% and don’t think it is necessary to give Lindsay Lohan my blind loyalty just because I am a blogger.
Now LiLo got dumped from a movie called The Other Side which was about some chick on a desert island or some shit. It had a lot of big names tied to it and Lindsay was gonna be the star but then the management team decided to dump her because she was too unreliable. I can’t really say I blame them.
