It is being reported by Radar.com that Lindsay Lohan was dating Heath Ledger at the time of his death. The sources comes from leaked audio tapes, leaked my ass, from Dina Lohan to Michael Lohan. You gotta remember that Radar are Dina and Michael’s favorite place to speak up when they want to be heard in the tabloids.

However, I am not saying that the leaked phone conversation was staged because if they got busted doing that they would have lost all credibility in the tabloid world and would be shunned by Hollywood for the rest of their lives. In the tapes Dina expressed just how concerned she was for Lindsay saying that Heath’s death “really fucked her up.” So when you think about it, Lindsay is partially responsible for the death of one of the greatest Hollywood actors that has ever seen the big screen. Congrats Lindsay. Your life=fail.

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99.9% of the time when people arrange an intervention it is a surprise. The intervention itself has to hit them like a ton of bricks and then everyone tells the druggie that they love him/her and ask them to go to rehab. I know. I watch Intervention. But for some reason Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s father thinks it is better to tell everyone who will listen that he is staging an intervention for his daughter.

According to him Lindsay is addicted to Adderall ( an amphetamine) Zoloft (anti anxiety) and a number of bi-polar drugs. Now maybe an intervention is actually in the works but maybe Michael Lohan is just trying to get some free press. For what? I have no idea. I think Lindsay is more fun when she is strung out but I haven’t been seeing too much of her in the news other than when she is getting booed off the stage at fashion shows. I would like to hear more about how she is universally rejected for movie after movie. That shit is funny.

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Strung out links

Megan Fox is on the cover of GQ magazine- IDLYITW

They built a titanium seat for Kelly Clarkson’s fat ass on The View- Geno’s World

Lily Allen slips a cute little nipple- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Kristin Cavallari with a mouth full of cum- I Don’t Want Your Life

David Hasselhoff s drunk and beating people up- yeeeah

Southland got cancelled. Haha!- notorious news

Joe Francis is beating people up- IDLYITW

Michael Lohan is now speaking out about a possible prescription drug addiction that Lindsay Lohan is suffering with. We all know that Michael Lohan will say just about anything under the sun for a little bit of press but he sounds very serious and concerned this time around. He is claiming that LiLo is addicted to prescription drugs ( he didn’t get into specifics) and that she will end up like Michael Jackson or DJ AM.

Of course Michael Lohan wouldn’t have a stool to stand on to make these claims but after a recent runway show starring LiLo, everyone took one look at her frail frame and starting speculating that she either has an eating disorder or a drug addiction. Michael being the diligent father that he is immediately seized the opportunity to spout off.

He said, “I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on. I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse… because it’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.”

I personally do not think LiLo is on prescription drugs because when she is all strung out and stoned she usually is a lot more fun to keep track of. So far all she has been doing is trying to get inside Samantha Ronson’s muff and failing at fashion shows. Nothing new here. I just think Michael Lohan wants to be heard from again. Now that he lost his little buddy Jon Gosselin he knows that soon he will fade away into obscurity and he does not want that to happen.

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Links high on life

Tila Tequila will be dead in 2 weeks. Yes!- IDLYITW

Lady GaGa before the GaGa- Geno’s World

A Backstreet Boy has the swine flu- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Jessica Biel is a hardass. But we already knew that.- I Don’t Want Your Life

Simon Cowell knows how to get drunk party- yeeeah

David Letterman continues to give players a bad name- notorious news

Aubrey O’Day is photogenic- IDLYITW

Nicholas Prugo, an 18-year-old L.A. native has been arrested for the burglaries of both Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge’s recent burglaries. He is being on $20,000 bond which is a drop in the bucket when compared to the money this guy could make if he is in fact in possession of a LiLo or Audrina Patridge sex tape(s). I don’t see why Larry Flynt has not bailed him out yet.

Either way this guy is going down for a long time. We will see what exactly what he stole and what was in LiLo’s safe after the trial begins but this guy might be able to plea bargain out in exchange for not telling the world what kind of weird shit LiLo keeps in a wall safe. I still say this guy is a hero and if I lived out there would probably be doing the same shit he is doing. Nicholas Prugo=the man.

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Links that are goin’ down for 10-15

Lady GaGa is fashionable/see through- IDLYITW

Michelle Obama is just a regular person- Geno’s World

Meet Katherine Heigl’s new baby- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Shenae Grimes interview- I Don’t Want Your Life

Paula Abdul already hates Ellen DeGeneres- yeeeah

Michael Jackson’s mom is cleaning up- notorious news

Eva Longoria is concerned- IDLYITW

Just the other day Lindsay Lohan’s voicemail was hacked and it has since been plastered all over the internet. This doesn’t really surprise me because who on earth wouldn’t want to hear the private and intimate voicemail messages of the mega celebrity Lindsay Lohan? Well, me for one. One thing I noticed right away is how BORING her voicemail messages are.

You get a voicemail from some night club owner asking for the services of Samantha Ronson. Not really sure why they called Lindsay for that one. And then a voicemail from her dad talking about how great LiLo’s new cd is. Wasn’t her last cd released in like 2003? I think he is a little out of touch.  Anyway, I am now, unlike every other day, glad I am not a celebrity. Cause even though they are mega important, sometimes they have days where only the boring and whiney people call you and leave you voicemails. I would rather have no voicemail than boring voicemails. I am going to eat a carton of bon bons and cry myself to sleep now.

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Links that don’t leave voicemail

Tila Tequila was severely inured- IDLYITW

A moment of silence to remember 9/11 @ the white house- Geno’s World

There will never be a Michael Jackson tribute concert- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Some woman is a man. Yea I am confused too- yeeeah

Christina Milian is preggers- notorious news

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Megan Fox had a premiere- IDLYITW

I do not know for the life of me why anyone would want anything that was touched by Lindsay Lohan but apparently someone does. Early in the morning hours today Lindsay Lohan’s house was broken into by three men. They stole some watches and ripped a safe off the wall. I do not know why but Lindsay immediately called her dad, Michael Lohan, and he was the one who called the cops.

Hopefully this safe has some not nice pictures or video of LiLo but that is hoping for the best. Michael Lohan also believes that this was an inside job because the alarm was not set when the burglary occurred. So here is to sitting around waiting for something to surface that has a certain level of sexiness to it.

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Yesterday Lindsay Lohan dyed her hair blonde in a desperate attempt to look…blonde. Everytime she dyes her hair people make fun of her and say she shouldn’t be blonde or brunette or whatever the case may be and then praise her when she dyes her hair back to the carrot top look that is natural to her. Therefore, I will not waste my time.

The thing is it took 11 hours in the hair salon to get her hair like that. The only thing I do that takes 11 hours is sex. That’s right. I am a monster in bed. OK so maybe it is more like 11 seconds but that isn’t the question in tow. The question is: does the carpet match the drapes? Does SamRo have an answer for that? Is SamRo worth looking at for 10 seconds and run the risk of vomiting all over myself to receive the answer? Answer: no. Also, the Daily Mail is saying LiLo was smoking an illicit cigarette in the salon when she was getting her hair did. I don’t know if that means joint or just a regular smoke that is against the rules. I guess we will know after she parties until 3 a.m. tonight.

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Lindsay Lohan isn’t havloring a lot of luck int he acting field, so she is taking the next logical step and starting a production company. She isn’t going at it alone though, she is going to start the company with a friend of hers Kristi Kaylor. They already do business together with clothing or perfume or some shit like that. Doesn’t really matter because at the end of the day Lohan has 0 experience.

This Kristi chick isn’t so wet behind the ears though. Before getting into the boring life of fashion she was senior vp of Pacific Motion Pictures. She also partnered with Jennifer Aniston for something called Voxxy and we all know how Jen Aniston’s career is booming now. ::sarcasm:: Here’s the catch though. If you are such a kick ass movie producer, why the hell would you make the shift to fashion? My prediction, as I am sure it is all the same with the people who read this, is that this production thing will fall flat on its face and Lohan will be doing coked up high kicks out behind a Sunset Boulevard bar at 3 a.m. in no time.

Links that go to porn when serious acting doesn’t work out

Barack Obama is cool- IDLYITW

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Amy Winehouse is doing just fine, I guess, I really don’t care- Holy Moly

Beyonce has a new music video out- popbytes

Hayden Panettiere is in a bikini, needs to show me her nipples- Amy Grindhouse

Jamie Foxx is a dick- IDLYITW

Michael Jackson was pretty high when he died- notorious news

Lindsay Lohan’s movie career is going nowhere. Her latest film is called Labor Pains and it will air on ABC Family this month. Apparently she plays a pregnant chick who likes to drink red bull. To throw some gas on the fire, it is being reported now that she turned down a role in the blockbuster hit The Hangover. Ouch.

So instead of a stripper with freckles all over her ass you got Heather Graham, much better choice. I am not sure what LiLo will do next but I am sure it won’t make it to the big screen. She can try her hand at music again, which basically is just Lohan shooting music videos where she, yes, drinks more red bull and wears 15 different pairs of sunglasses at night. Outside of that, Lohan is going nowhere. Nice knowin’ ya LiLo.

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Lindsay Lohan has been doing everything in her power lately to sell as many cans of her self tanning spray, Sevin Nyne, to anyone who is looking to look darker. Of course it would probably sell more quickly if her pale pasty freckled ass actually used some of it. Here’s the catch, she didn’t develop the formula. Or at least that is what is being claimed by chemist Jennifer Sunday.

Sunday says she created the spray and Sunday’s partner violated contract terms and turned to Lohan to shell out the super expensive spray. I am not really sure if it is expensive. All I know is that when it is SUMMER most people aren’t gonna shell out cash for a tanning spray. That is like opening an ice cream stand in the north pole. Now Sunday says she wants all proceeds from the tanning spray to go directly to her and is probably gonna seek some sort of financial compensation from Lohan and Lorit Simon. Simon is the chick that was partnered with Sunday.

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