Posts tagged lilo
SamRo Is Getting Rich Off LiLo
Dec 22nd
In Lindsay Lohan’s life a lot of people have exploited her. Her father, her old boyfriends and especially her mother. But now Lohan is getting exploited by the person she would least expect to be exploited by, her one true lover. That’s right, since showing up to DJ gigs with Lohan in tow, Samantha Ronson is now making over $25,000 per gig as opposed to her $1,500 fee before dating Lindsay.
Because of all these gigs, SamRo has netted in over $3 million last year alone. Sources close to the couple state that Sam never contractually states that Lohan will show up, but that changes come New Years Eve. Come New Years, they have both signed contracts to host a New Years Eve party at Mansion night club in Miami. Why can’t my girlfriend net me millions of dollars for just going out and having a good time? I am going to have to give her a talking to. And by talking to I mean giving her the back of my hand 4 or 5 times until she stops crying.
Links that can spin a record like no other
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Amy Winehouse topless. PUKE! – notorious news
Pam wears short shorts- IBBB
Alicia Keys rockin’ a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Rock Of Love likes naked chicks- yeeeah
Hilary Duff may be getting married- Geno’s World
Robert Pattinson cut that shit off his head that he called hair- Allie Is Wired
Rihanna will attend the inauguration- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Even in winter Xtina dresses like a whore- I Don’t Want Your Life
Bai Ling wishing you Berry Kwismas- The Bastardly
Lindsay Blows
Mar 20th
A really bad, low-resolution pic is beginning to make the rounds on the net. Supposedly some chick who is a friend of a friend of a friend of another friend of Lindsay Lohan’s said that Lindsay got this screen clip in her email as a snippet from a longer video.
Video. Usually that conjures up images of hot celebs going nuts on the beefy, but not this time. This piece of shit was taken on a cell phone cam. Weak.
No one is sure if that is really Lilo, but if you make the picture really, really small, then squint your eyes until you can barely see, then yeah. It looks just like her. Whether it is or not, maybe this could be a new career move for her. The most hilarious thing about all of this is Lindsay is said to ‘not remember if this was her being recorded or not’.
Um. I remember when I suck a dick, how about you? And the guy damn well remembers. For a long, long time.
I can’t figure out if this is NSFW or not, you can’t tell if she is puffing the old skin-pipe or huffing down a hot dog. Hell, she might even just be sneezing. Who knows?
Anti-Lindsay Update: The super sexy sleuths over at The Blemish debunked the shit out of this story and even have a clip of the video shown here. It’s not Lindsay Lohan, just some random chick blowing a guy. Snore.
Pork free version after the jump…
