Just when you start to idolize a guy because he gets to kiss hot chicks on the big screen, they come out and say shit like kissing that hot girl in question was like kissing a distant family member. What the fuck? If I ever kissed a Hollywood starlet the last thing I would say is that kissing her was like kissing a family member. I mean that has to be an insult to the girl right? And the last time I checked girls feelings are very sensitive especially when you call them bad kissers.

Want to get a good review Kate? Kiss me. I will tell everyone that kissing you was like kissing a million little fairies that had electricity in their skin. Yea. Top that DiCaprio. Of course Leonardo only said that because he truly didn’t know what to say when questioned about kissing a girl. His honest truthful answer was, “Oh my God it was so icky. Girl lips have cooties. I like boys.” I like DiCaprio as an actor just like most people do but let’s face it, that isn’t Playboy he is beating his meat to in the bathroom. It is probably Playgirl. If Playgirl was still around. I mean, how would I know if Playgirl was still around? I don’t read that! You wanna fight? You wanna have a push up contest?

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Links that kissed a girl and they liked it

Miranda Kerr is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

Joaquin Phoenix still looks like a bum- yeeeah

Attention whores unite! – popbytes

Miley Cyrus is still sleazy- I Don’t Want Your Life

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still together- notorious news

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Madonna looks fugly no matter what she does- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Hayden Panettiere is addicted to her crackberry- The Bastardly

Barack Obama has a star studded performance for his inauguration- Geno’s World

Julia Roberts says fuck like 5 times!- Allie Is Wired