Posts tagged Lauren Conrad
Lauren Conrad Is Outta Here
Jan 29th
It seems to me that all the dunces in Hollywood don’t know a good thing when they see it. Lauren Conrad famous for starring on MTV’s The Hills is now going against everything she stands for and is moving away. Albeit not far away, just to L.A. She feels that her safety is in jeopardy and she wants to live in an apartment building that has a door man. Apparently there are no apartment buildings in Hollywood. Moron. Why would anyonewant to go from a beautiful house in Hollywood and move into some complex in L.A. ?
The answer is simple. Drugs. Lauren Conrad is using drugs. That is why she wants to put away a little extra scratch each month. Of course all the paparazzi find it incredibly easy to snap a few shots of Lauren Conrad on a daily basis while she lives in Hollywood, so you can basically kiss the paparazzi snow storm good bye. And I guess MTV will have to change the name of The Hills to Smog Cityor some shit. What is even weirder is that a number of her friends are going with her. Not Heidi Montag of course, that little whore will stay in Tinseltown. We will miss you Lauren. Drop us a line every now and then. Or a nipple slip. Yea, a nipple slip would be better.
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The Hills Loses The Possibility Of Lesbian Sex
Nov 5th
So here is some bummer news from The Hills.Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge have been living together for a number of seasons now. But Audrina announced on Mondays episode of The Hillsthat she has found a place of her own. Though she says that her beau Justin Bobby will not be moving in with her. Audrina claims that LC is totally cool with her moving out but for the people who watch the show know, LC was shocked and surprised that Audrina decided to live independently.
You know this is gonna take the show downhill because Audrina is the hot one that people watch the show for. I was hoping for a late Friday night drunk kiss in one of the episodes but I didn’t get that. And now there is no shot for it. Don’t worry though. The Lauren Conrad sex tape will surface soon enough and after The Hills gets cancelled Audrina will probably persue a career in porn. I would post the Audrina Patridge nude pics now but they have been taken down from practically every site on the internet.
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