Posts tagged Lamar Odem
Khloe Kardashian Got A Tattoo
Oct 27th
Khloe Kardashian doesn’t seem to be the attention whore everyone though she would be. I figured that after she got married she would go on a honeymoon and take a few pics and sell it to the tabloids for hundreds of thousands of dollars but that didn’t happen. There doesn’t even seem to be a sex tape in the near future and that is rare in the Kardashian crowd.
What she did do however is get a tattoo of her husbands initials on her hand and he got a matching tattoo on his hand of her initials. Some people think that is romantic but getting a tattoo because you love someone is kind of a pussy thing to do if you ask me. They took a closeup picture of it here and it did turn out good so I will not bash it anymore. I am still working on a back piece of Kim getting showered in urine and I am not sure if I will get it done in black and grey or color. The room was dark so I will probably go with black and grey. The urine will be bright yellow.
Khloe Kardashian is Off The Market
Sep 28th
Khloe Kardashian is that otherKardashian that no one cares about but yesterday she got married so she expects her 15 minutes in the sunlight because of it. The poor schmuck who married her, and forgot to geta pre-nup, is Lamar Odem who plays basketball or some shit. Anyway, TMZ was reporting that they can still havea post-nup agreement after the wedding but that would mean that the original wedding was all staged and that the vows were not legal and they would have a separate ceremony for the “actual” wedding.
Basically this dude just fucked himself in the ass with a razor ridden dildo. She is gonna realize that she is more famous than him and that she is sick of seeing the same cock over and over again and she will want to move on. I seriously give this relationship a year and a half. And I only do that because Kim was able to hold on to Reggie Bush for a pretty fair amount of time and like the DMV lady in License To Drive I am going under the assumption of “how different can you and your sister actually be?” Bottom line is, Khloe is gonna make a KILLING off this guy when they do split and she will go down in the history books as one of the best gold diggers ever. I can’t wait for that day to come. Â
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Links that have a pre-nup,post-nup and every other nup in the book
Kelly Brook is a healer- IDLYITW
Britney Spears doesn’t know what gay people are- Allie Is Wired
I can see Sophie Munk’s nipple!- Drunken Stepfather
Jude Law as responsible as you expected- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Another Lohan/Patridge burglar reeled in- notorious news
Roman Polanski arrested in Switzerland for rape of 13-year-old girl- IDLYITW
