Posts tagged Lady GaGa
This Will Never Happen
Feb 2nd
There is some cracknut producer in Hollywood that thinks since he is a big name producer he can do anything he likes. Like pair up Lindsay Lohan and Lady GaGa for example. The guys name is Rodney Jerkins and he should be shot. This would be a terrible pairing. The two have nothing in common except they both like to eat bush every now and then.
GaGa just did a Grammy performance with Elton John and knocked the performance out of the ball park. Meanwhile Lindsay was busy getting rejected for yet another movie role and sniffing dexedrine in the men’s bathroom. Chick has zero talent. I would like to see the performance for sure cause I would love to see LiLo get upstaged. Little LiLo. Such a stupid little girl. She will never play with the big dogs.
Lady GaGa Will Not Be Touring
Oct 2nd
Some people are fascinated by Lady GaGa and her eccentric (a.k.a. crazy ass) behavior and other people have been saying that the novelty of Lady GaGa is growing old and they are sick of her and her outfits.Apparently the latter statement is closer to the truth because she just cancelled her “Fame Kills” tour that was set to star both her and Kanye West.
Of course I am sure Kanye being a dickhead who is never absent of a bottle of “Henny” and fucking up Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs. Point is they don’t like either of them as a package. I don’t see what the hell is so special with either of these performers. Kanye will never write a song that out does stuff from his first cd and Lady GaGa has bled Poker Face to death. I think what the fans wanna see is not a bullshit arena tour but to see both of them go into the studio and think of something catchy and original all on their own.
I would totally go to a Lady GaGa concert but only if she let me take a pic of her penis. I have never been a Kanye fan so I could care less if he drops off the face of the earth altogether. Since the tour is cancelled and nothing else is going on the only thing left to ask is…did they bone? Kanye likes dick so I am sure they had a fun time with one another.
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Cancelled links
JT and Jessica Biel. Are they? Aren’t they?- IDLYITW
The Soup mocks Hell’s Kitchen- Geno’s World
Rival networks boycott Jay Leno- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Stephanie Pratt interview- I Don’t Want Your Life
Gwen Stefani rockin’ the hammer pants- yeeeah
Jon Gosselin is done with TLC- notorious news
Michael Bay is sarcastic- IDLYITW
Lady GaGa is Eccentric a.k.a. Batshit Crazy
Sep 14th
Lady GaGa showed up to the VMA’s last night and for some reason was wearing this ridiculous getup. I wouldn’t put it past her to look weird for the sake of looking weird but what the hell is she trying to do here? Why does she dress strangely ALL THE TIME? She eventually changed outfits into something she could dance in for her performance of Paparazzi which was about 5 million times worse than the album version.
I dig Lady GaGa I really do. But if she is going to keep getting dressed up all weird all the time just so people will write stories on her, then I will boycott her from my tabloid radar. When she releases her next album ( if she ever does) then I will link to the video or whatever and report on that but I am thinking I am about to go on a very long Lady GaGa hiatus. So if she doesn’t do anything short of killing a guy in the near future, then I will not report on it.
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Katy Perry’s rack wins big at the VMA’s- IDLYITW
Kelly Clarkson rips Kanye West. All he has to do is give her some food and she’ll be happy- Allie Is Wired
Gwen Stefani ruins a see through moment- Drunken Stepfather
Sophie Monk is doing the bikini thing- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Colin Farrell is gonna be a dad again- notorious news
Kanye West apologizes on his blog- IDLYITW
