Some dude named Rob Fusari is suing Lady GaGa for $30 million because he said that he wrote her hit songs and even gave her her now famous name Lady GaGa. Personally I could give a fuck less who created her as long as she continues to dress in weird shit and write really good songs.

This is common in the music biz. Once someone makes it big, someone from their past claims they were the mastermind behind everything. But he isn’t. Even if he did create her, she is the one that has to wear all that crazy bizarre shit to all these red carpet events so the judge should rule in GaGa’s favor on that fact alone.

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Last night the video for Lady GaGa and Beyonce’s new music video Telephone was leaked onto the internet and as soon as it was up, it was down. But I did manage to grab the first few seconds when Lady GaGa was thrown naked into a cell and the camera blurred out her vagina.

OK so she is not a guy. In fact she is kinda hot. But I doubt the hermaphrodite jokes will end cause they are just too funny. Dunno when the pussy record execs will finally allow this vid onto YouTube, but I don’t think it is gonna be anytime soon cause they want to play it on VH1 or some shit. Can’t be MTV cause MTV stopped playing music videos.

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Weekend links that don’t have a penis

Christina Ricci is schnockered- IDLYITW

Billy Corgan doesn’t like John Mayer- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Chris Brown’s career is dead- Allie Is Wired

Rose McGowan shows us a little cleavage- Drunken Stepfather

Kim Kardashian has the best butt in the world- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

The Runaways look like an emo movie delux- Geno’s World

Jennifer Aniston clings to anything with a penis- yeeeah

Katie Holmes is having a baby against her will- popbytes

Megan Fox outtakes leaked- Holy Moly

Have you seen the new Eclipse trailer? If not, you are alone- Amy Grindhouse

Heidi Montag’s psychic/manager may be a new cast member on The Hills- IBBB

Emma watson is anti-upskirt- Celeb Jihad

Skin Links

Christina Ricci

Rose McGowan

Jennifer Aniston

Katie Holmes

Lady GaGa did an interview with The Mirror and in that interview she said she is celibate and that she has not time to have sex when she is on the road. She also said that women get the bad end of the stick because they are receivers. Lady GaGa doesn’t have to worry about that in all actuality because she is a dude anyway right?

To tell you the truth she is very much so not a dude. I proved just that in the NSFW section of the blog just a couple of weeks ago. Anyway, this chick is getting more dick than LiLo did back in 06′. Or Paris Hilton in 06′,07′,08′,09′,10′. If someone told me tomorrow that GaGa is preggers I would be like “yep, saw that one comin’”.

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Lady GaGa had a performance at The Brit Awards the other day and I watched the entire performance expecting her to hit some high notes and give a killer performance but all she did was strut around the stage and play with this little computer thingy. It was pretty boring.

Luckily during the performance the camera was far away from her so they didn’t get a close-up of her ass. But pics were taken of her and you can see her ass in this pic and it is very much so cellulite ridden. Kinda gross. I guess she does not have time to work out when she is constantly working with designers to develop weirder and stupid costumes every time she wants to leave the house to get a cup of coffee.

I don’t really view Lady GaGa as a sexual object anyway. You can see her ass in the Bad Romance video and I could have been less impressed.Fucking Lady GaGa would be similar to fucking a dog but it wouldn’t be beastiality. It would be Lady GaGa who is obsessed with technology so it would be technoality? Something like that.

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There is some cracknut producer in Hollywood that thinks since he is a big name producer he can do anything he likes. Like pair up Lindsay Lohan and Lady GaGa for example. The guys name is Rodney Jerkins and he should be shot. This would be a terrible pairing. The two have nothing in common except they both like to eat bush every now and then.

GaGa just did a Grammy performance with Elton John and knocked the performance out of the ball park. Meanwhile Lindsay was busy getting rejected for yet another movie role and sniffing dexedrine in the men’s bathroom. Chick has zero talent. I would like to see the performance for sure cause I would love to see LiLo get upstaged. Little LiLo. Such a stupid little girl. She will never play with the big dogs.

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Some people are fascinated by Lady GaGa and her eccentric (a.k.a. crazy ass) behavior and other people have been saying that the novelty of Lady GaGa is growing old and they are sick of her and her outfits.Apparently the latter statement is closer to the truth because she just cancelled her “Fame Kills” tour that was set to star both her and Kanye West.

Of course I am sure Kanye being a dickhead who is never absent of a bottle of “Henny” and fucking up Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs. Point is they don’t like either of them as a package. I don’t see what the hell is so special with either of these performers. Kanye will never write a song that out does stuff from his first cd and Lady GaGa has bled Poker Face to death. I think what the fans wanna see is not a bullshit arena tour but to see both of them go into the studio and think of something catchy and original all on their own.

I would totally go to a Lady GaGa concert but only if she let me take a pic of her penis. I have never been a Kanye fan so I could care less if he drops off the face of the earth altogether. Since the tour is cancelled and nothing else is going on the only thing left to ask is…did they bone? Kanye likes dick so I am sure they had a fun time with one another.

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Cancelled links

JT and Jessica Biel. Are they? Aren’t they?- IDLYITW

The Soup mocks Hell’s Kitchen- Geno’s World

Rival networks boycott Jay Leno- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Stephanie Pratt interview- I Don’t Want Your Life

Gwen Stefani rockin’ the hammer pants- yeeeah

Jon Gosselin is done with TLC- notorious news

Michael Bay is sarcastic- IDLYITW

Lady GaGa showed up to the VMA’s last night and for some reason was wearing this ridiculous getup. I wouldn’t put it past her to look weird for the sake of looking weird but what the hell is she trying to do here? Why does she dress strangely ALL THE TIME? She eventually changed outfits into something she could dance in for her performance of Paparazzi which was about 5 million times worse than the album version.

I dig Lady GaGa I really do. But if she is going to keep getting dressed up all weird all the time just so people will write stories on her, then I will boycott her from my tabloid radar. When she releases her next album ( if she ever does) then I will link to the video or whatever and report on that but I am thinking I am about to go on a very long Lady GaGa hiatus. So if she doesn’t do anything short of killing a guy in the near future, then I will not report on it.

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Katy Perry’s rack wins big at the VMA’s- IDLYITW

Kelly Clarkson rips Kanye West. All he has to do is give her some food and she’ll be happy- Allie Is Wired

Gwen Stefani ruins a see through moment- Drunken Stepfather

Sophie Monk is doing the bikini thing- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Colin Farrell is gonna be a dad again- notorious news

Kanye West apologizes on his blog- IDLYITW