Posts tagged Lacey Chabert
Party of Two? Aw yeah!
Sep 3rd
God. Damn.
This is Cajun hottie Lacey Chabert from Party of Five, the show where she played the little sister that you knew would grow up to be smoking hot, so you imagined her as a 17 yr old when you jerked off to the tv and now for some reason you still get a boner when LOST comes on. What’s that about? Anyway, she’s been off the hellbus for like 8 years but, for all us who are not pervs, here’s Lacey and her glorious rack at some event that I could have looked up, but who really cares.
Lacey Chabert will have a Black Christmas
Dec 20th
Check out Lacey Chabert in the January issue of Maxim magazine where she talks about her upcoming movie, Party of Five, life in Hollywood and growing up in the sizzling south.
In your new movie, you’re being terrorized by a maniac who’s been locked in an attic. Do you survive?
I can’t say. But I do have one really cool scene where I go under the house to reset the circuit breaker and he chases me. I’m crawling through the mud on my stomach, trying to get away, and I have mud in my eyes, in my teeth, up my nose…I was sneezing mud for two days after that. (source)
Did she say crawling through the mud on her stomach? I love horror films. Especially horror films where Santa is the bad guy and is ultra naughty. And horror films where Santa is the bad guy chasing a sexy, southern innocent chick is ultra naughty in a way that only inhabits my dreams. I’m not saying this is the plot for her upcoming movie Black Christmas (opening Christmas Day), I’m saying this is the plot for the screenplay in my mind. A mind is a terrible thing. Check out these terrible scans of Lacey Chabert in the January edition of Maxim.
