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Apparently the producers of American Idolare not choked up or even worried about the abrupt exit of Paula Abdul. They already got a chick to replace her as a guest judge, which I am assuming if ratings are good and people like her, will stay on for a little while longer. Her name is Kristin Chenoweth but even though she is a natural blonde and kind of hot, she is a little bit on the old side so I do not see American Idol hiring a chick with the “damn I’d fuck her” quality to her.

I do have to admit though, I would rather fuck Kristin Chenoweth in just about any position she wanted for as long as she wanted before even contemplating putting my dick in Kara DioGuardi. I wouldn’t touch her with yours. So if you do watch American Idol like I do, you have to tune in and support Kristin on the show so they will keep her around. They will probably pay her third world minimum wage like they did Paula, but at least we would have a fresh face to look at.

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This is Kristin Chenoweth at the zoo. Or at a movie opening at the zoo. Or at a movie opening about monkeys. I’m not sure because research is my kryptonite. I do know that her tits are awesome and they’re all kinds of hanging out, which makes her the best actress ever. I’m thinking she gets an Oscar for her performance in the monkey movie. Ok. Yeah. So I just found out she’s doing a voice and the film Space Chimps is animated. And well monkeys may be close to humans but monkey tits aren’t really that great. Trust me. And to the nosy zookeeper at the Columbia Zoo, you should just mind your own beeswax next time.