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I do not see America’s obsession with Kirstie Alley. maybe there are just a shit load of dudes out there who like big bootys but I find Kirstie Alley extremely ugly. She could weigh half the weight of Nicole Richie and I would still see her as ugly. Anyway, A&E decided that they could make a little bit of cash documenting Kirstie’s life in a reality series. Because we all know how well The Two Coreys went.

Usually when a chick is famous and she throws on a few pounds she gets some media for being a fatass and then they cash in by doing a tabloid story with them losing all of the baby weight. But Kirstie Alley has been like 300 pounds for over a decade. Look Who’s Talking isn’t going to be in anyones dvd player anytime in the near future and if Kirstie was all that good at acting then she would be doing it regardless who what she weighs. America just needs to go ahead and drop the obsession with this chick. I guess it falls under the same logic that the chick doesn’t have to be skinny to give a mean blow job but I will let Kirstie settle that herself the next time I see her in line at McDonalds.

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Kirstie Alley has been battling with her weight for years and she is always going on Oprah and doing little Jenny Craig commercials showing off that she is actuallylosing weight. But that has been going on for years and now people have grown a little cynical. Her weight is like Corey Haim’s career. Every few months he comes on tv and says that he has rehabilitated himself and is ready to act. But no one buys it cause he will always be addicted to drugs.

Same thing with Kirstie Alley. She says she is going to take the weight off, but she will always love food. In the most recent issue of People magazine she is on the cover and admitting that she gained 83 pounds. Guess what? You don’t gain 83 pounds when you are eating healthy and working out. So I have zero sympathy for this chick because obviously she isn’t trying. Also in the issue, she “promises” she will get back to her old bikini body, but I am not buying it. In other words, the only way Kirstie Alley will get laid again is with a killer set of beer goggles. I think I have some beer goggle sin the fridge. I will get ready for having sex with Kirstie Alley.

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