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Back in the day, WAY back in the day, like the 80’s Kim Catrall was a sassy sexy sex symbol. But since then her looks have declined and her sex drive has stayed the same. People are made aware of this fact by the way she acts and the way her character is portrayed in the movie Sex and the City.

Now she is back on the market after splitting with her 32 year old boyfriend, 20 years her junior, Alan Wyse. He is a chef and doesn’t have the type of money Kim does and Kim played her cards right and didn’t get married to the dude which would result in a pretty hefty payment to the poorer end of the couple. If they didget married and this dude got a fat paycheck from the divorce then I would have to add him to my ever growing Hollywood gold diggers list which I love profusely. I am sure Kim will date and fuck over a dozen 20 year olds in the months to come but she will never find true love cause she is a horny 52 year old who is afraid of commitment. I hope you had a fun ride Alan.

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Links that are still a sex symbol

Anna Friel is topless- IDLYITW

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Lady GaGa likes to dress up- Holy Moly

Jennifer Aniston is still alive- popbytes

Mariah Carey disses Eminem, no one cares- Amy Grindhouse

Everyone insists that Michael Jackson was killed- IDLYITW

It is being reported now by Us magazine that Sex And The City , or SATC for you savvy people, is coming back to the big screen for a sequel. Shit. If they are going to put a bunch of women together to talk about their love lives and are nymphomaniacs, they should get some hotter women. Younger women. Women that men actually want to have sex with! Sarah Jessica Parker is the closest thing to a real live witch that anyone will ever see.

According to a Us soruce, ” Not all the contracts are signed, but everyone is on board.” The reason it took such a long time to make the first movie is because Kim Catrall was holding out until she got a paycheck as big as Sarah’s. Which one is the better actress is debatablebut which one I would rather fuck is a very difficult decision. It is like asking me if I want to blow my brains out with a shot gun or stab myself in the heart. I don’t really feel like doing either, but if I were forced I would make someone else do it. So if I had to bang either of them I would probably use a strap on and keep my eyes closed the entire time.

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Links that want to see Sex And The Country

Rihanna has nice cleavage- Drunken Stepfather

The Oscars nomination list- Allie Is Wired

Helena Christensen is still sexy at 41- yeeeah

Cute college girl of the day – College Humor

George Clooney is coming back to ER – d-listed

Ashley Tisdale is in a white bikini- The Bastardly

Today is the one year anniversary of Heath Ledger’s death- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Tom Cruise likes scientology. But scientology doesn’t like him. – Geno’s World

A hot chick wearing close to nothing- I Don’t Want Your Life

P!nk is off the market- notorious news

I know for a fact that a lot of people out there hate Sex And The City. It is basically based around a bunch of hard up horny old ladies who are trying to bang younger dudes. They try to make the show spunky by using the hottest old ladies HBO can find, but they have failed me there. Kim Catrall was a minx in her hayday but now she is a wrinkled nymphomaniac.

Kristin Davis is hands down the hottest on the cast. She is one smokin’ hot broad. Cynthia Nixon has never been hot nor will she ever be. And in real life she is a lesbian. So after every sex scene in the movie, after cameras stop rolling she wipes all the yucky guy germs off her lips. And Sarah Jessica Parker. With her crooked nose, mole on her face and vieny guy arms, she is the closet thing to being a real live witch than any other celebrity in Hollywood. So, in a nutshell, unless Kristin Davis has a full frontal nude scene you can’t expect to get a good review of the new movie here or any other site on the internet.

So anyway. Kim Catrall says the new movie will be shot this summer but SJP says it is not a done deal yet.

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