Britney Spears is a busy woman and can not be bothered to correct her kids when they say bad words. While she was at a L.A. swag suite (whatever the fuck that is,) last week her kids were heard screaming “Oh shit!” I grew up in a household that if we were caught using 4 letter words we were grounded for a week.

I am willing to bet that if Britney’s kids were heard swearing, they would be grounded from their cell phone. And yes, they do have cellphones at 2 and 3 because Britney is rich. They’re also told they can only get 2 desserts at the restaurant instead of 3. Basically it just shows that Britney has no control over her kids whatsoever. Kind of like how she doesn’t have any control over her money. Maybe Britney’s dad can show the kids proper grammar.

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Links that cuss like a sailor

It is confirmed what we already believed- IDLYITW

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Kelly Osbourne gets her own reality show- Holy Moly

Sarah Palin is getting a divorce! Doubtful- popbytes

Christina Ricci is slammin’- Amy Grindhouse

Megan Fox has outtakes- IDLYITW

Sarah Jessica Parker is an old lady. Everyone knows that, and it doesn’t make her look any younger when she goes on television commercials and talks about good wrinkle coverage. She has decided to have a surrogate mother carry her next baby, and as of a couple of weeks ago, we know that it will be twins. I am guessing her eggs are too old and dried up to actually get pregnant on her own. Or maybe she is just being selfish and doesn’t want to lose her figure, cause if she gets fat now, she will never work it off.

Billy Bush asked SJP on Access Hollywood about her failure to get preggers saying,” A lot of people face disappointment – [did you have your] fair share of disappointment?” In which SJP replied, ” Yeah, I mean I couldn’t pretend otherwise. It would be a complicated- it would be odd to have made this choice if I was able to, you know, have successful pregnancies since my son’s birth.”

She could have summed up the whole situation pretty easily without so many fancy words by just saying, “Yeah, my eggs are drier than the Mojave desert and my husband is in the closet and won’t have sex with me.” Yes. That is what she should have said. I like what I said better.

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