Posts tagged Khloe Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian Got A Tattoo
Oct 27th
Khloe Kardashian doesn’t seem to be the attention whore everyone though she would be. I figured that after she got married she would go on a honeymoon and take a few pics and sell it to the tabloids for hundreds of thousands of dollars but that didn’t happen. There doesn’t even seem to be a sex tape in the near future and that is rare in the Kardashian crowd.
What she did do however is get a tattoo of her husbands initials on her hand and he got a matching tattoo on his hand of her initials. Some people think that is romantic but getting a tattoo because you love someone is kind of a pussy thing to do if you ask me. They took a closeup picture of it here and it did turn out good so I will not bash it anymore. I am still working on a back piece of Kim getting showered in urine and I am not sure if I will get it done in black and grey or color. The room was dark so I will probably go with black and grey. The urine will be bright yellow.
Khloe Kardashian is Off The Market
Sep 28th
Khloe Kardashian is that otherKardashian that no one cares about but yesterday she got married so she expects her 15 minutes in the sunlight because of it. The poor schmuck who married her, and forgot to geta pre-nup, is Lamar Odem who plays basketball or some shit. Anyway, TMZ was reporting that they can still havea post-nup agreement after the wedding but that would mean that the original wedding was all staged and that the vows were not legal and they would have a separate ceremony for the “actual” wedding.
Basically this dude just fucked himself in the ass with a razor ridden dildo. She is gonna realize that she is more famous than him and that she is sick of seeing the same cock over and over again and she will want to move on. I seriously give this relationship a year and a half. And I only do that because Kim was able to hold on to Reggie Bush for a pretty fair amount of time and like the DMV lady in License To Drive I am going under the assumption of “how different can you and your sister actually be?” Bottom line is, Khloe is gonna make a KILLING off this guy when they do split and she will go down in the history books as one of the best gold diggers ever. I can’t wait for that day to come. Â
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Links that have a pre-nup,post-nup and every other nup in the book
Kelly Brook is a healer- IDLYITW
Britney Spears doesn’t know what gay people are- Allie Is Wired
I can see Sophie Munk’s nipple!- Drunken Stepfather
Jude Law as responsible as you expected- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Another Lohan/Patridge burglar reeled in- notorious news
Roman Polanski arrested in Switzerland for rape of 13-year-old girl- IDLYITW
Khloe Kardashian is About to be Off The Market
Sep 22nd
I am not sure why I am posting about this because Khloe Kardashian’s 15 minutes of fame timed out a long time ago but it is being reported that Khloe Kardashian is going to get married this Sunday to Lamar Odem. Lamar is probably a decent looking guy and he is a rich Los Angeles Laker so I don’t see why he would settle for a Kardashian. I mean Kim yes, Khloe…not so much.
A source told Us magazine, “They are hoping to pull together a wedding… so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon.” A lot of people are speculating that they are getting married so quickly because Lamar will have to go to basketball training camp soon but let’s face it, Khloe found a douche bag douchie enough to actually put a ring on her finger and as soon as Lamar is in the locker room with his friends they will all say “Man what the fuck are you thinking?” and “can’t you do a little bit better than Khloe Kardashian?”
At which point Lamar would start questioning his position in life and possibly his sanity. Khloe made the right move. Get your hooks into him early. Cause you know that his “friends” aren’t going to bad mouth a new wife. A girlfriend looking for commitment is a meal ticket for any heterosexual wingman but a new wife just makes wingmen cry. They feel they have lost for good and it is true, they have. I can only hope that Lamar signed a pre-nup and gets to have some decent anal sex before he breaks it off with the mega attention whore Khloe.
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Eva Longoria is concerned- IDLYITW
Bruce Willis is interviewed for Surrogates- Geno’s World
Heather Locklier found work- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Whitney Port interview- I Don’t Want Your Life
Lindsay Lohan knew the guy who robbed her- yeeeah
Jessica Simpson is about to freak out- notorious news
Katy Perry is wet- IDLYITW
