Posts tagged Kevin Federline
K-Fed Is Making Tons Of Bank
Feb 2nd
Britney Spears is a diva and most people know that. Her most recent diva demand is that her kids go out on tour with her or she will cancel her tour. as if she had enough money to do that. Anyway, behind the scenes Britney Spears, her father Jamie Spears and K-Fed have been working out a deal for her kids to go out on the road with her. K-Fed with dollar signs in his pupils said that if she takes them on tour not only with Britney have to pay him an additional $4,000 a month on top of his $22,000 a month he already gets from Britney, but they will have to arrange a place for K-Fed to stay during the tour.
The only reason where K-Fed will stay is because Britney will have 3 “bases” during the tour where the kids will stay and she can commute back and forth before and after the shows. The three bases are in New Orleans, Los Angeles and New Jersey. This is a pretty good deal. K-Fed is like my favorite person in Hollywood right now. He is the biggest gold digger since Anna Nicole Smith and that bitch was fugly. So after we do the math we see that K-Fed is making $28,000 a month, has a killer pad in L.A. and gets his own temporary pad New Orleans and New Jersey. Rock on. Just think all he had to do to get all this was have sex with Britney Spears. Worth it? I didn’t think so.
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Brit’s Kids Have A New Mommy
Jan 21st
K-Fed hasn’t really been doing much since his divorce from Britney Spears. That shouldn’t surprise anyone. He has however managed to pack on about 30 extra pounds and hook up with a pretty hot chick named Victoria Prince. Today Prince got to try out her mommy skills on Jayden James and Sean Preston. I am sure that didn’t make Britney very happy but she doesn’t even have the basic mental capacities to manage her own finances so she shouldn’t really care.
According to TMZ the kids really liked her but you know she is secretly telling them their mom is a psycho and probably blowing second hand smoke in their face. In many ways, a step mom would be good for the boys. It could teach them that not every mommy out there is a head case that tends to whore herself out for attention at just about every opportunity she had. Instead it will just be simple. Hot chick+ some what hot guy+ a lot of money= one big happy family. K-Fed totally fell off my cool list when he failed to make a porno with Britney Spears, but this could be his second chance. Don’t fuck up K-Fed I only give second chances once.
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K-Fed Wants You To Feel Sorry For Him
Dec 3rd
Kevin Federline has to deal with a lot of bullshit. A lot of people call him loser or wigger but I think he is a pretty cool guy. I think that because he is one thing a lot of people don’t have the guts to be. A Gold digger. And he is damn good at it. The dude gets $22,000 a month in alimony from Britney Spears. Recently in People magazine, they have a short interview with him to ask about his relationship with Britney, what was good and what went wrong.
He was asked about what he thought when Britney barricaded herself in the bathroom with Jayden James which ultimately ended with her being carried out of the Federline house on a gurney to be taken to a mental hospital. He said, ” That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them.” why? Did you see Britney being carried off by the hospital staff? She was smiling ear to ear. She wanted to be carried away. I have it on good authority that after she spoke with the doctor he gave her a lollipop. That sounds good, right?
