Posts tagged Kevin Federline
Kevin Fatterline is About to Get Paid
Aug 6th
Kevin Federline has put on a few pounds lately and it shows in just about every picture that has been taken of him in the past few weeks/months. Now he has yet again fallen ass backwards into money and capitalized on his recent weight gain. Nothing is official yet but sources are saying that he has been offered $2.5 million to be the new spokesperson for EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance).
Of course if he becomes the new spokesperson he will actually have to, you know, work. And he will have to shed the pounds which could bring him back to the body he had when he first met Britney Spears making her want to take him back. OK so I wouldn’t go that far but she will definitely be jealous of Victoria Prince. Now all he has to do is take off his shirt and shoot the before pictures and then he can starts doing squats or whatever the fuck people do to lose weight. K-Fed doesn’t really need the money though. He gets $22,000 off of Britney every month but with this new money coming into his life, you have to question the motives of his girlfriend Victoria Prince. Is she gold digging the gold digger? Karma is a bitch.
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K-Fed Might Be Getting Paid
Apr 23rd
Kevin Federline needs two things very desperately in his life right now. Some extra money and to lose some weight. Even though people are making him out to be this monster of obesity, he actually hasn’t put on that many pounds. But it was enough to get NutriSystem’s attention. They want him to start using their supplement and after he loses a few pounds, to become their spokesperson.
Now this is kind of an odd move for them, they have had legends like Dan Marino and Tony Orlando, who sucks, as their spokespeople, but K-Fed? If he started doing their commercials I would record it and throw it up on YouTube just so people could laugh. No word on how much he would be paid yet, but in the mean time he can continue to leech off of Britney Spears with a fat $22,000 alimony check every month. I love this guy.
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K-Fed Is A Shitty Boyfriend
Apr 10th
Kevin Federline is a pretty cool guy. At least I think he is a pretty cool guy. A total douche bag, but the way he minipulated Brit Brit to be a slave to his command is a pretty interesting feat. However, he is not the best boyfriend. While dining out at T.G.I.Fridays K-Fed ditched his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, to go outside and have a few smokes. While he was out there he was seen flirting with random girls passing by.
This didn’t sit well with his girlfriend and apparently when he finally did return back to the table, the two started to argue. I don’t see why K-Fed didn’t just put on his gangsta face and slap that bitch with the back of his hand and continue to pimp. Probably because he knows the more sober and stable he is, the more money he can swindle out of Brit Brit. Gotta give the man props. What is it? $22,000 he gets a month in alimony? Be honest, you would trade shoes with K-Fed.
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AnnaLynne McCord is smelly- Celeb News Wire
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Melissa Haro’s sexy video shoot- Attu World
Pete Wentz is partying with strippers. – Amy Grindhouse
Sarah Michelle Gellar is preggers- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
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Britney Paid $417,000 To Ditch K-Fed
Mar 25th
Most people know me as the guy who gives tons of props to K-Fed for being the best gold digger ever. I also celebrate the fact that that dude hasn’t had a job in like 6 years. Dude lives off alimony and will continue to do so until he dies. But this story isn’t about the gold digger abilities of K-Fed. It is about how Britney Spears dumped a total of $2.7 million getting rid of him and getting herself the mental help she so desperately needed.
So $2.7 million for everything but $417,000 of that was getting K-Fed out of her life to some degree and getting custody of her kids. Which didn’t go so well at the beginning if you don’t remember. If she didn’t act like a spaz and hired a cheaper law firm she could have gotten her kids back twice as fast with half as much money, but she did things that crazy way. Or should I say the Spears way. Maybe that can become a catch phrase. When people think something is happening that is crazy they can call it Spears. You destroyed my car for an April fools joke? You’re so Spears. Yea she slaughtered a cat in her front yard and got sent to the mental hospital. That bitch is Spears. You see? It makes sense doesn’t it?
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